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Originally Posted by Larry Gude

...and no one should. This is pure evil. Insurgent faux gardening. It contributes to global warming. It causes lead paint brain damage to infants. It will choke your cat to death and it will cause your house to be foreclosed on. So much for the good points.

It makes you barely any better than those tortured souls that stoop to plastic flowers. It will cause your teeth to yellow, your hair to look like corn silk, complete with worms. Your neighbors will cross the street and avert looking at you. Girl Scouts will no longer knock on your door. The Jehovah's will not even bother with a human being that far gone and AA will tell you most household cleaning products will do the job. And, it will make your ass look fat.

Remember people; if you don't spend a fortune at your favorite garden center on individual pots of your CHOOSING, especially gerbera daisies, and spend hours and hours planting, tending and nurturing your REAL garden, the terrorists will win.

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