| ...a skull with a lightning bolt through it. The key begins glowing and and I hear a voice say, "Turn on your Palm Pilot." I find my Palm and turn it on. My Inbox is filled with tons of new e-mail. As I read the messages, I'm gripped with terror such as I had never experienced. Whoever owns the key is a major player in a massive cabal that controls everything in the world. The scope of the conspiracy is staggering--the Illuminati, Bilderberg Club, Carlyle Group, the Mafia, Skull and Bones, CIA, Masons, Trilateral Commission, World Bank, IMF, Viacom, even the local Book Club. Suddenly the Palm beeps and a new e-mail message appears. "You are in grave danger! Bring the key as soon as you can to... |