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Old 03-02-2008, 03:11 AM   #74 (permalink)
BuddyLee
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Originally Posted by Toxick View Post
So this guy wakes up one morning, and he's feeling really good. He heads on downstairs where his wife is cooking breakfast, and she says, "Wow - you look terrible!"

"But I feel really good", he says.

He sits down to eat breakfast, and his kids are at the table and they all remark how bad he looks. "Odd", he thinks, "I feel really good today!"

So he heads off to work, and everyone he meets there mentions that he's looking bad today, and he keeps responding to how good he feels.


So he goes to his computer and opens up WebMD, and does a search on:
"Looks Bad... Feels Good"

The result came back:


"You're a vagina".
I wonder if he was 'satisfied' with the result.
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