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Old 03-18-2008, 06:38 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by godsbutterfly View Post
I was at the grocery store with my son and this old lady stopped us and was going on and on about how lonely she was and how much she missed her children and grandchildren and how cute my son was and so on. Finally my "cute son" said "Hey lady, know what?" and she said "What's that, Sweetie?" to which he replied "One day soon you're gonna die!" I clamped my hand over his mouth, said a hasty goodbye and pulled him and our cart away as fast as I could! BTW his only comment as I lectured him was "But Mommy she is!" 3 years old and brutally honest!
When my daughter was about four, there was a lady behind us in line at the market. The woman turned her back and started loading her groceries on the conveyor belt. Bug started saying BEEP...BEEP...BEEP... I shushed her ever so quickly.
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