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Originally Posted by GreenHornet  I use to always clean my favorite seating area...... Until a few months ago that is. Let me explain.
I was making my morning deposit a few months back and while I was sitting there enjoying the moment I decided that I needed something to read to sort of help things along. I had to settle for the labels on a some of my cleaning products since the wife moved my idiots guide to rocket science to the bathroom upstairs.
That's when it donned on me..... Here I am taking a crap and I just cleaned the toilet. Now the toilets dirty again and it will need to be cleaned, but if I clean it again it will really only be clean until I decide to piss or crap in it again. How clean does a toilet really need to be anyways? No matter how clean you get it someones just going to come along and piss on it.
I don't clean my toilet anymore, it's a waste of time and the toilet doesn't even care. |
I have a good idea. Clean it real good and then have everyone pee outside.
