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Originally Posted by GreenHornet  I use to always clean my favorite seating area...... Until a few months ago that is. Let me explain.
I was making my morning deposit a few months back and while I was sitting there enjoying the moment I decided that I needed something to read to sort of help things along. I had to settle for the labels on a some of my cleaning products since the wife moved my idiots guide to rocket science to the bathroom upstairs.
That's when it donned on me..... Here I am taking a crap and I just cleaned the toilet. Now the toilets dirty again and it will need to be cleaned, but if I clean it again it will really only be clean until I decide to piss or crap in it again. How clean does a toilet really need to be anyways? No matter how clean you get it someones just going to come along and piss on it.
I don't clean my toilet anymore, it's a waste of time and the toilet doesn't even care. |
Last night BF got up to go pee. An hour later I got up to go pee. As I climb back into bed he asks what I'm doing....
ME "I just went pee now I'm coming back to bed. Hey, could you
please put
the toilet seat down so I don't have to sit in your dribble."
BF (mocking me)"Could you please put the toilet seat down so I don't sit in
your dribble. Could you please put the toilet seat up so I can pee"
ME "
are you serious right now?!?!? Don't talk to me"
BF (again mocking)"Are you serious now? Don't talk to me"
ME "Jerk"
BF "Fine, I won't talk to you"
Recounting what happened with him last night he told me this morning he had no idea that we had that conversation. I do believe him, he talks in his sleep, but come on!
