Thread: Tetanus/Lockjaw
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Old 04-27-2008, 01:27 PM   #18 (permalink)
Beelzebaby666
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This reminds me of a story my mom tells about her brother when they were kids.

She got mad at him once and whacked him with a board and it had a nail in it. He convinced her that he got lockjaw from it and she spent days being his slave to keep from getting told on.

Turns out he was faking the whole time and when he came clean, she really tore his azz up!

I certainly hope you don't have it, but pretending you do could get you a few days sympathy
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