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Originally Posted by smithchick231  ok, maybe Im missing some joke here....but why on earth would it be illegal?
Head boat per-person rates: $55.00
"LADY HOOKER" & "TOM HOOKER"
$55.00 per person
Rod Rental $5.00 — one package of bait included.
Private Charters are available for fishing or cruising.
Head Boat Special $3 Discounts* – On day trips only
Monday: Senior Citizens Day – You have to be older than the Captain!
Wednesday: Ladies Day – You have to be prettier than the Captain!
Monday – Friday: Children 12 and under – You cannot be related to the Captain!
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- sad part is you can't make this stuff up!
