Clinton, Obama vie in Indiana, North Carolina primaries - Yahoo! News
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Obama countered with a rally in Raleigh
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Clinton, who appeared at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway Tuesday with racer Sarah Fisher, wouldn't make a prediction about the outcome of the primaries.
"Every race is filed with the unexpected. You never know what's going to happen from day to day," said Clinton. "I never make predictions."
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Race. I get it.
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Clinton posed for pictures with the racer's pit crew in its garage and Fisher talked about parts of the powder blue car.
"This may be the technology of the future," Clinton said, holding onto a detached high-tech steering wheel.
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Steering wheels are the technology of the future.
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Asked by reporters what her message was by being at the Speedway, she said: "That we need to get on the track in America."
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On track. Another knee slapper.
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"If you want to go forward, you put it in D. If you want to go backward, you put it in R," Clinton said.
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I wonder what would happen if you tried to put an Indy car into "D" or "R."