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Originally Posted by sccrmommy

Guys! You should all just stop! Geez. He was at that party to "school" them on the negative effects of drugs. Then when the cops came he remembered all the cash he had in his pockets to pay all that back child support and got excited so he started to run towards the court house. Since he's NEVER been in trouble with the law before the flashing lights confused him and he got lost in the woods, tripped over his bible, broke his arms, and then fell into the water. Once there his boy scout life saving skills kicked in but the wads of cash weighed him down and he drowned. THERE! now you know the truth!!!


And seriously, I know one day we're going to see an obit that says "So and so died at the age of whatever. He wasn't a good man, he beat his wife, did drugs, molested dogs, and stole money from his kids piggy banks to pay for his drugs, but none the less we had to write an obit so we'll just say he was a devoted father and husband and services will be held on x date" LOLOLOL

BHHHUUUWWWHHAAAA!!!!

I picture this as an obit...