| Post Turtle??
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand
was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton on their
bid to be our President.
The old rancher said ,"Well, ya know, Obama & Hillary are like a 'post
turtle'."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was.
The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain.
"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he
doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want to help the
poor dumb ass get down." |