[whome20603]

Originally Posted by usagent

1. I'm bald and I hate you
2. At least you have rose bushes. I have weeds.
3. You poor thing, hope you pull through this adversity.
4. Wow! you can afford food cool. Did you drive through on STS?
5. Work. neat. Having a job must cramp your style.
6. I've eaten out of a dumpster before. Please try to persevere.

1. That sucks for you, I could care less
2. Get off your butt and do some yard work, maybe you won't be bald and fat
3. Gee, thanks
4. You're correct, I can indeed afford food
5. Yes, work. I wouldn't say it's "neat" but it sure does pay well
6. I will definitely pull through, thanks for your concern

You need a friend (and apparently a job)