| A greenhorn cowboy and an old hand were tending the herd. The greenhorn complained to his mentor that being out in the weather had given him some terribly chapped lips and asked what he should do. Old Gabby climbed down off his horse near a fresh steaming cow pie, dipped his finger in and rubbed it on his lips. The youngster asked, "Does that really heal chapped lips?" To which Gabby replied, "Well, it does keep you from licking them so much." |