| To get your child in Pre-K, Category 1 is the target you need to aim for. Set your standards real loooow.
-If your married, get divorced. "Parents" are not preferred
-If your child has only one father, get at least a few more. Unknown biodads are a plus.
-If you have a job, quit immediately. No income is preferred.
-Criminal records are good
-General deviance is admired.
Pretty much, if your child is normal & you are good parents, your turd out of luck in getting him/her enrolled in Pre-K in the public school system.
I was shocked when I learn what the enrollment prerequisites were. I understand the pecking order for needy/high-risk/slow learning children getting first dibs at slots, but what I was educated about during the application process clearly catered toward the trashy parent. The worse off you are, the better off they are.. |