| Since that's not Trig in the bjorn.... Quote:
Originally Posted by cwo_ghwebb WASILLA, AK - Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.” Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn. Palin Bags a Bigfoot#|#Weekly World News |
... one must wonder if killing Bigfoot wasn't really patricide. Sarah is secretly Bigfoot's mistress and has born him a son! |