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"You're honor, we come before you today seeking justice. My poor boy, Douglas, was molested, raped I tell you, by his English teach, Ms. Pam Anderson! She changed his life and took away his innocence. He can never get that back!"
"Well, Mr. Gude, what do you think 'justice' would be? What do you seek the court to do?"
"Well, I was thinking if you could order a statue in his honor, maybe issue an 'atta boy!' resolution or something to honor the occasion?" |