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Originally Posted by Tilted

Bush was not legally elected.
Susan proved this so now she's president.
Obama can't legally be president either.
Everyone is conspiring to deny Susan's rights.
Everyone else is covering it up.
The cow jumped over the moon.
Susan had enough money to file a petition for writ of mandamus with SCOTUS, but she didn't have enough money to hire a lawyer so that her legal arguments were coherent.
On December 5th, the Justices of SCOTUS will share a short moment of comic relief before they go back to the important business of making decisions on real petitions and applications.

You're welcome.