| Dick...
...will lop John boys head off with his light saber and then grab him by his spinal stub and make his body twitch and flop and Dick will show his ventriloquist skills by making Johns corpse sing out "Dick Chenney is mean! Dick Chenney is Darth Vader! Dick Chenney is...ack!"
Then the Veep will toss down the lifeless rag doll and pick up the head and shout at it "How do you like me now, pretty boy, huh, how do you like me now???"
Then he will punt Edwards head into the audience, the lib freak section, and our VP will dive in after him a wailing and a whoppin' every living thing in sight shouting "where's that fat ass punk Moore? I seek the white whale!!!! AAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!"
Huh?...Oh...I'm sorry, what was the question? |