I use to keep a cup with tea in it on the on the shelf, on my headboard, at night, anyway, one time, I was dead asleep and dayum if my cat didn't decide to drink out of my cup and knocked the entire cup of tea on my head. My husband thought that was really fricken funny, use to say I got tea bagged.
Now this is terrible. My DH is a police officer and he use to stick his gun on the headboard when he was sleeping.
Well, one day, our lab decided to chew the gun in its holster. My DH woke up, opened his eyes and was staring down the barrel of his service revolver. Could you imagine if that gun went off and shot him in the head? Good grief. So, how did you husband get killed? The dog shot him.