Try some home remedies - remember to take extra care with these!
*Solvents, such as WD-40, lift tar stains and tree sap.
*Lighter fluid easily gets rid of tree sap - just don't smoke while you're using it!
*Nail polish remover, applied with a cotton ball, targets tree-sapped areas. (Remove it quickly - don't want to ruin your paint job!)
*Spray orange-based solvent on the car and rub with children's molding clay to remove sticky items.
*Baking soda and water gently cleans dirty areas without scratching.
*Bacon grease helps loosen hardened bug bits and other glued-on goop.
Cooking oil cleans off caked-on intruders.
*Seltzer water (NOT club soda or tonic) loosens stuck-on bugs. Just watch it fizzle and then wipe away. This method works better (and is more fun) when done soon after an insect attack.
*Vinegar or soda poured on a windshield helps wipe away immobile offenders.
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That's no excuse! My dad told me if your going to drive a car you have to know how to take care of it! I know how to do things that even my husband has trouble doing. Suck it up and learn how to do these things. Women have been screaming for equality for years and then you go and say something like that! Puh-Lease! 
