The last four ex-US Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they
spin to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before
theGreat Wizard. WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I've come for some courage." "NO
PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well. . . I. . .think I need a brain."
"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"
Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I
need a heart." "CONSIDER IT DONE." says the Wizard
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing
there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard
finally asks,WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Is Dorothy here?"
spin to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before
theGreat Wizard. WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?"
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I've come for some courage." "NO
PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well. . . I. . .think I need a brain."
"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?"
Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I
need a heart." "CONSIDER IT DONE." says the Wizard
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing
there, looking around, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard
finally asks,WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Is Dorothy here?"