10 reasons why it sucks

10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!

1. -You've got a hole in your head.
2. -Your master strangles you all the time.
3. -Your head is smaller than the rest of you
4. -You shrink in cold water.
5. -You never get a haircut.
6. -You always hang around with 2 nuts.
7. -Your closest neighbor is an *******.
8. -Your best friend is a pussy.
9. -Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. -Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

You never get a haircut.

Says who? It's all in the owner/operator. This can be two deperate people as well. And usually is. And most times the USER...requires some grooming prior to...