Great Quotes by Great Women!!

Lilly

The Original Lilly
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Inside every older person is a younger
person -- wondering what the hell happened.

—Cora Harvey Armstrong—
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The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.

—Helen Hayes (at 73)—
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I refuse to think of them as chin
hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

—Janette Barber—
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Things are going to get a lot worse
before they get worse.

—Lily Tomlin—
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A male gynecologist is like an auto
mechanic who never owned a car.

—Carrie Snow—
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Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

—Laurie Kuslansky—
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My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being, hitting my head on the
top bunk bed until I faint.

—Erma Bombeck—
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.

—Bette Davis—
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.

—Rhonda Hansome—
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

—Jane Sellman—
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Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.

—Jennifer Unlimited—
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Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

—Charlotte Whitton—
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.

—Caryn Leschen—
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I try to take one day at a time, but
sometimes several days attack me at once.

—Jennifer Unlimited—
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll
just have to be a horrible warning.

—Catherine—
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When I was young, I was put in a
school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a
hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

—Kathy Buckley—
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know I'm not
dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.

—Dolly Parton—
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If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them.

—Sue Grafton—
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.

—Roseanne Barr—
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When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade another country.

—Elayne Boosler—
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

—Maryon Pearson—
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man—
if you want anything done, ask a woman.

—Margaret Thatcher—
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.

—Gloria Steinem—
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I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

—Zsa Zsa Gabor—
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Nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission.

—Eleanor Roosevelt—
 
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