morningbell
hmmmmmm
.....at the gym today. I couldn't hear it but I smelled it, it was so nasty. I wasn't even done with my machine but I had to wipe down that thing and get outta Dodge!
Someone farted
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Larry Gude
Strung Out
Sissy baby!
So what? The gym is the land of sweat and exertion and a whole bunch of people who need a shower. There's gonna be fartin' going on.
YouTube - Farting In The Gym
So what? The gym is the land of sweat and exertion and a whole bunch of people who need a shower. There's gonna be fartin' going on.
YouTube - Farting In The Gym
morningbell
hmmmmmm
So what? The gym is the land of sweat and exertion and a whole bunch of people who need a shower. There's gonna be fartin' going on.
YouTube - Farting In The Gym
Farts are funny except this one hit me like a wall o' stank.
I need to bring my son's fart machine to the gym one day
rwethereyet
Yeah, okay.
morningbell
hmmmmmm
You know the saying, "the first one who smelled it, dealt it..."
UGH!
I didn't let one slip!
Geek
New Member
So what? The gym is the land of sweat and exertion and a whole bunch of people who need a shower. There's gonna be fartin' going on.
YouTube - Farting In The Gym
rwethereyet
Yeah, okay.
So what? The gym is the land of sweat and exertion and a whole bunch of people who need a shower. There's gonna be fartin' going on.
YouTube - Farting In The Gym
Thanks Larry! This video gave me a much needed laugh!
LordStanley
I know nothing
That was Warnkutz's chicken liver and Asparagus breakfast shake you smelled.
Please excuse him. He's getting ready for another comp.
morningbell
hmmmmmm
warneckutz
Well-Known Member
We keep emergency personel on standby outside the gym these days...
The last time an event occured, 13 people fell to the ground gagging...
I had to pick up all the weights, like it was my fault.
Beelzebaby666
Has confinement issues..
Morninbell's butt has a seal so tight she'll blow a gasket if she pushes more than 40 pounds.
Oops!!
Rael
Supper's Ready
Female sergeant who was having difficulty getting her required minimum number of sit-ups (crunches) had a bunch of us standing around her...encouraging.
Well, she crunched, flinched, and gave everything she had to get two more when it happened...loud and clear.
The circle of support instantly grew more distant, you just had to see it!
edit: forgot to mention...that circle of support grew EXCEPT for the other sergeant who had to hold down her feet. She got a direct shot, you should have seen her face!
Well, she crunched, flinched, and gave everything she had to get two more when it happened...loud and clear.
The circle of support instantly grew more distant, you just had to see it!
edit: forgot to mention...that circle of support grew EXCEPT for the other sergeant who had to hold down her feet. She got a direct shot, you should have seen her face!
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warneckutz
Well-Known Member
morningbell
hmmmmmm
I can peel paint...
... in the next building over...
Boiled chicken does that...
WHA?
Sounds like you need some probiotics for your colon to make it happy
BF hoovers down food so that an hour later he is blasting me out of the room, his stuff is rotten. However my farts don't smell bad
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toppick08
Guest
WHA?
Sounds like you need some probiotics for your colon to make it happy
BF hoovers down food so that an hour later he is blasting me out of the room, his stuff is rotten. However my farts don't smell bad
Everybody's shiat stinks......
morningbell
hmmmmmm
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Everybody's shiat stinks......
My shiat stinks yes, my farts just don't smell
Unless I'm sick or I eat falafel 
_MightyMouse_
_USMCScoutSwimmer_
Protein farts are the best. 
AK-74me
"Typical White Person"
Protein farts are the best.
That one you did this AM wasn't a protein fart that thing sound like someone ripping a long sheet of that brown paper they put down to eat steamed crabs. Long and sharp.