7 priority tasks for Obama

courtesy of MAD magazine:

1. appoint Rev. Jeremiah Wright as Chaplain of the Senate

2. require that Dick Cheney get all his medical care from Walter Reed Army Medical Center

3. rescind Bush's order allowing drilling for oil in Arlington National Cemetery

4. scrape all Bush's chewing gum wads from the desk in the Oval Office

5. get his wife to dress more like Beyonce'

6. make his mother-in-law leave the White House

7. organize a hoops tournament with the Supreme Court -- the Skins versus the Robes

and I thought one of them would be, to get his face carved on Mount Rushmore.