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TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 12:37 PM
Are labor pains suppost to stop & start??????:confused:
That's a sign Justice is on the way RIGHT.:confused:

Pookie
10-27-2003, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Are labor pains suppost to stop & start??????:confused:
That's a sign Justice is on the way RIGHT.:confused:

Yes they are, Tigger. Haven't you been to the dr. lately?

SmallTown
10-27-2003, 12:40 PM
Oh for the love of God, would you shut the F up...

Toxick
10-27-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Are labor pains suppost to stop & start??????:confused:
That's a sign Justice is on the way RIGHT.:confused:

Well yeah. They're called contractions. They creep up on you, hurt like a ##### - then go away.


My wife had Briggs & Stratton contractions for, like 3 weeks before my son was born.





I know they're called Braxton-Hicks contractions. I'm just funnin'

Pookie
10-27-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by SmallTown
Oh for the love of God, would you shut the F up...

:popcorn:

Pookie
10-27-2003, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by SmallTown
Oh for the love of God, would you shut the F up...

ST,

Did you forget to take your happy pills this morning?

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
Yes they are, Tigger. Haven't you been to the dr. lately?

Every week. They start real hard, Then just totally stop. Then few hour later back again. :shrug: :shrug:

Pete
10-27-2003, 12:46 PM
Tigger, I think you have the idea that birthin' your little corn chip is going to be like poping a pimple. I am not a woman and I am not professing to know all about labor but I think you are in for a rude awakening when the REAL PAIN starts. Remember no drugs, do it natural.

Pookie
10-27-2003, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Every week. They start real hard, Then just totally stop. Then few hour later back again. :shrug: :shrug:

That's what is supposed to happen, Tigger. Once they get more intense, they hurt like a mofo. You'll know then that you're in actual labor.

Pookie
10-27-2003, 12:48 PM
By the way - have you even called your dr.?

SmallTown
10-27-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Every week. They start real hard, Then just totally stop. Then few hour later back again. :shrug: :shrug:

Try Gas-X

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by appyday
Tig............I thought you said you went to all the prenatal classes...they teach you all of that...:dance:

I did, but for last two classes I was Hospital with petream labor. So I missed the last two classes.:frown:

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
By the way - have you even called your dr.?

Yes, she said yell talk more on the appointment tomorrow.:blushing:

Pookie
10-27-2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
I did, but for last two classes I was Hospital with petream labor. So I missed the last two classes.:frown:

All the crapola you learn in the classes goes right out the window as soon as labor hits (at least that was my experience). Do yourself a favor and call the dr.

Pookie
10-27-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Yes, she said yell talk more on the appointment tomorrow.:blushing:

How bout this one, archi?

Pookie
10-27-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by appyday
Pookie...........how you know about birthin a young un?

Don't yous know I gots 4 babie's mommas? I seen all of dem berf da babies.

justhangn
10-27-2003, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
ST,

Did you forget to take your happy pills this morning?

He's a bit sore from KK's Viagra infused tool.

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
All the crapola you learn in the classes goes right out the window as soon as labor hits (at least that was my experience). Do yourself a favor and call the dr.

I just called the doctor again. Now waiting for her to call back.:blushing:

Pookie
10-27-2003, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
I just called the doctor again. Now waiting for her to call back.:blushing:

If you feel the contractions are painful enough and close enough together, just go to the hospital. Where is TWL, anyway?

Kizzy
10-27-2003, 01:05 PM
Go take a long walk. It will help speed things up.

This is your first, so it isn't going to be quick. If you start having bad contractions, you'll have plenty of time to get to the hospital.


Now go take that long walk.

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
If you feel the contractions are painful enough and close enough together, just go to the hospital. Where is TWL, anyway?

There not that bad, but there, there. TWL is working. I just called to tell him more what's going on. He said, Call him & let him know with what the doctors says. I might be going stright to the hosital. Just waiting on the doctor now.:blushing:

Pookie
10-27-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by IM4Change
Go take a long walk. It will help speed things up.



Your other options are spicy food, castor oil and/or sex. :biggrin:

Pookie
10-27-2003, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
There not that bad, but there, there. TWL is working. I just called to tell him more what's going on. He said, Call him & let him know with what the doctors says. I might be going stright to the hosital. Just waiting on the doctor now.:blushing:

If you are able to tolerate the contractions, then he's not ready to come. Trust me, you'll know when the corn chip is ready to arrive.

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 01:13 PM
Doctor called back. I got to go. On to the Hospital. Justice is coming. I got to go. Bye & thanks to all of you for your help.:blushing:

Pookie
10-27-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Doctor called back. I got to go. On to the Hospital. Justice is coming. I got to go. Bye & thanks to all of you for your help.:blushing:

Good luck, Tigger.

Pete
10-27-2003, 01:17 PM
looks like an opportunity for a poll....nah changed my mind, she will be back in an hour or two.

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
Good luck, Tigger.

Thanks Bye.:blushing:

Pookie
10-27-2003, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Thanks Bye.:blushing:

You're not gone yet?

Kizzy
10-27-2003, 01:21 PM
TWL, park away from the hospital and make her walk.

And, sex only works if she has the big O.

SxyPrincess
10-27-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by IM4Change


And, sex only works if she has the big O. Can you explain what that is? :popcorn: :biggrin:

Pookie
10-27-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by appyday
bye Tig.......................have fun.........We will be thinking about you...better you then me....................remember NO drugs...he he..(give me the best you got)


Pookie..........dont know...you are sounding kinda familiar to me......sound like a woman to me.. :shrug:

Nope, no wimmenz hurr.

Pookie
10-27-2003, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by IM4Change
And, sex only works if she has the big O.

Are you suggesting that TWL's whizzer doesn't make the grade?

Kizzy
10-27-2003, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by SxyPrincess
Can you explain what that is? :popcorn: :biggrin:

Maybe one of the guys will step up to the plate and show you. :biggrin:

Hello6
10-27-2003, 01:41 PM
Well, she is slow. Oh wait, I'm sorry, "disable"

Pookie
10-27-2003, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by kwillia
Let us pray...


Alll.

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 03:08 PM
They want my labor pains to get stronger. Put they are content.:frown:

Pete
10-27-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
They want my labor pains to get stronger. Put they are content.:frown: :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

Hello6
10-27-2003, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by appyday
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm amen..........done Fat lot of good that did.

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by appyday
:shrug: not even two hours what did I tell you


Hey Tig.......Pete and I were just getting ready to come see you. We had lunch first and were heading to the hospital. You put our names on right..so we can get in...remember that next time

The doctor wants the labor pain to get stronger. The good thing about is they are still conent.:frown:

Pookie
10-27-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
conent.:frown:

Constant?:confused:

Larry Gude
10-27-2003, 03:23 PM
Are labor pains suppost to stop & start

It was a lot easier than I thought. My feet got tired after awhile though...

Ehesef
10-27-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
The doctor wants the labor pain to get stronger. The good thing about is they are still conent.:frown:

:confused: :confused: :confused:

khuseman
10-27-2003, 03:42 PM
Poor Tig....I know your ready for that baby to come out....good luck and hopefully soon it will be time.:baby:

Kizzy
10-27-2003, 03:58 PM
Tigger,

Go take a long WALK

I know it is raining outside, so have TWL take you to a big store for awhile and walk around and look at everything. Just get up on your feet and work it girl.

lfquade
10-27-2003, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
They want my labor pains to get stronger. Put they are content.:frown:

What doctor do you go to?

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by IM4Change
Tigger,

Go take a long WALK

I know it is raining outside, so have TWL take you to a big store for awhile and walk around and look at everything. Just get up on your feet and work it girl.

Thanks, I still feel them, but bearly. I do know where still there. My back hasn't stopped hurting.:frown:
I just everything to get started.:frown:

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by lfquade
What doctor do you go to?

Dr.Polko:biggrin:

mainman
10-27-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by lfquade
What doctor do you go to? would you please stop the encouragment...

lfquade
10-27-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Dr.Polko:biggrin:

Lisa, same doctor I had with my last kid. Are you dialated any?

lfquade
10-27-2003, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by mainman
would you please stop the encouragment...

Ummm, what encouragment? I just asked what doctor she went to.

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by lfquade
Lisa, same doctor I had with my last kid. Are you dialated any?

11/2 cms, & thined out.

mainman
10-27-2003, 04:31 PM
Have any steel wool left over?

Pete
10-27-2003, 04:31 PM
pardon me while I go steel wool my eyes at the thought of Tiggers cervix.

mainman
10-27-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by kwillia
You will know you are in REAL labor when the contractions get stronger and last longer... if they are fading than it sounds like you are still having pre-labor contractions. You really should go take a nap. Rest while you can. Once the real labor kicks in, you will not be able to sleep. Besides that, sleeping will make the time go faster...:wink: :jet:....yeah great idea, sleep..Sleep is good.

mainman
10-27-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by kwillia
Pete... here's your smilie for the day...http://www.kurts-smilies.de/baumel2.gif :duh:

mainman
10-27-2003, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by kwillia
:poorbaby: Sorry, MM... that smilie is for pete, you can have this one...http://www.kurts-smilies.de/yumyum.gif :twitch:...........:tantrum

mainman
10-27-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by kwillia
Fixed it... :baby: :yay: much better

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 05:02 PM
My back pain is getting bad again. Not to many labors pains right now.:blushing:

Elle
10-27-2003, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
My back pain is getting bad again. Not to many labors pains right now.:blushing:

Back labor??:shrug:

I'm sure if it were really bad the dr. would have kept you at the hospital though.

Christy
10-27-2003, 05:46 PM
:stupid: How did I just now find this thread? :shrug:

Tigger, you are probably dehydrated, that's one of the biggest causes of braxton hicks. Go drink some water.

Kizzy
10-27-2003, 05:48 PM
Go for a WALK

If you want to speed the labor process up, you have to walk.

Pookie
10-27-2003, 06:05 PM
Hey Tig,

Are you pretending to be asleep right now?





:biggrin:

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
Hey Tig,

Are you pretending to be asleep right now?






:biggrin:

I was asleep. I fell asleep around 4:30.

JabbaJawz
10-27-2003, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
I was asleep. I fell asleep around 4:30.

You...sleep?? I didn't think you ever slept!!

:lol:

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by PFgal
You...sleep?? I didn't think you ever slept!!

:lol:

It's hard sometimes.

tater
10-27-2003, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by *archimedes*
oops, didn't read the whole tread

Love the Av Arch :roflmao:

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by *archimedes*
oops, didn't read the whole tread

Do you ever read the whole thread ?:confused:

TWLs wife
10-27-2003, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by *archimedes*
I try, but it's hard sometimes...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

mainman
10-27-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by *archimedes*
t/y, I'm trying some new looks. keep the poopn' polar bear........

mainman
10-27-2003, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by *archimedes*
yeah, the karate guy was too small, no definition what disturbs me, is why I find a picture of a polar bear getting ready to void so effing funny...:roflmao:

Pete
10-27-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by mainman
what disturbs me, is why I find a picture of a polar bear getting ready to void so effing funny...:roflmao: :yeahthat:

MPD
10-27-2003, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by *archimedes*
I've been looking for a dog, found the polar bear first. I can only imagine what words you have been plugging into search engines :roflmao:

TWLs wife
10-28-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by MPD
I can only imagine what words you have been plugging into search engines :roflmao:

That's a good one.:roflmao:

sunnydaze
10-28-2003, 12:36 PM
Are you still here Tigger???......thought you would be at the hospital.....

BullDawg
10-28-2003, 12:39 PM
Tigger, who's winning your game? I'm still holding out for a Halloween baby.

TWLs wife
10-28-2003, 12:49 PM
Originally posted by sunnydaze
Are you still here Tigger???......thought you would be at the hospital.....

They sent me home yesterday.:frown: I wish that they would just induce me.:frown: My back hasn't stoped hurting yet:frown:

TWLs wife
10-28-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by BullDawg
Tigger, who's winning your game? I'm still holding out for a Halloween baby.

Dulldawg I know anymore. I'm just slowly going crazy:crazy: :blushing: :confused:

Pookie
10-28-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Dulldawg

Dulldawg it is! I like that even better, BD!!!:biggrin:

jazz lady
10-28-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Dulldawg I know anymore. I'm just slowly going crazy:crazy: :blushing: :confused:

Dulldawg??? :killingme Someone's got a new nickname! :roflmao:

There is just SO much wrong with this sentence I'm not even going to try. :dance:

BullDawg
10-28-2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
Dulldawg it is! I like that even better, BD!!!:biggrin: Gee, thanks tigger :rolleyes:

TWLs wife
10-28-2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by BullDawg
Gee, thanks tigger :rolleyes:

What did I do????????????:rolleyes:

Pookie
10-28-2003, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
:rolleyes:

Oh no she di-int!!!!

sunnydaze
10-28-2003, 01:07 PM
Pookie...what is up with you???

Pookie
10-28-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by sunnydaze
Pookie...what is up with you???

I wants to know why she be rollin' her eyes....

TWLs wife
10-28-2003, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
I wants to know why she be rollin' her eyes....

Trying to find out what I did wrong, Sorry Pookie.:frown:

Sharon
10-28-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by jazz lady

There is just SO much wrong with this sentence I'm not even going to try. :dance: Not up to the challenge, eh? :wink:


Dulldawg??? Someone's got a new nickname! :lmao:

Pookie
10-28-2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Trying to find out what I did wrong, Sorry Pookie.:frown:


You be do nuffin' wrong. Just keep conent.

BullDawg
10-28-2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Trying to find out what I did wrong, Sorry Pookie.:frown: Don't worry about Poopie Tigger, We're still cool. :dude::dude:

Pookie
10-28-2003, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by BullDawg
Don't worry about Poopie Tigger, We're still cool. :dude::dude:

Oh lawd....:crazy: Thanks for opening that can of worms, Dulldawg!




:biggrin:

SxyPrincess
10-28-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by BullDawg
Don't worry about Poopie Tigger, We're still cool. :dude::dude: :roflmao: :roflmao:

SxyPrincess
10-28-2003, 01:29 PM
And speaking of poopie...be careful, Tigger. I hear that some crap themselves during labor. :ohwell:

RoseRed
10-28-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by kwillia
:poorbaby:Allll, that must of been embarrassing for you, I hope the babes daddies weren't all in the room with you...:frown: :killingme

sunnydaze
10-28-2003, 01:33 PM
Is pookie a he or she, male or female, him or shim???:confused:

SxyPrincess
10-28-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by kwillia
:poorbaby:Allll, that must of been embarrassing for you, I hope the babes daddies weren't all in the room with you...:frown: Hey, man...when you have an epidural, you can't feel Sh!t! (no pun intended) :ohwell:

Pookie
10-28-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by SxyPrincess
And speaking of poopie...be careful, Tigger. I hear that some crap themselves during labor. :ohwell:

Little bit of poo ain't never hurt nobody.

jazz lady
10-28-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
Little bit of poo ain't never hurt nobody.

Tell that to Biscuit... :killingme

SxyPrincess
10-28-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by kwillia
yep....:bubble: :yeahthat: :bubble:

TWLs wife
10-28-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by BullDawg
Don't worry about Poopie Tigger, We're still cool. :dude::dude:

At least we alway stay together.:huggy: :love:

BullDawg
10-28-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by sunnydaze
Is pookie a he or she, male or female, him or shim???:confused: Yes

sunnydaze
10-28-2003, 01:43 PM
yes what:confused:

TWLs wife
10-28-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by SxyPrincess
And speaking of poopie...be careful, Tigger. I hear that some crap themselves during labor. :ohwell:

Thanks for being on my side.:blushing:

SxyPrincess
10-28-2003, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Thanks for being on my side.:blushing: Pleasure it mine is, Tig. :dance:

TWLs wife
10-28-2003, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by BullDawg
Yes

I don't know, But I would be sure glad to find out.:confused:

citysherry
10-28-2003, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by TIGGER6035
Thanks for being on my side.:blushing:

Tigger...a word to the wise girl, get off-line and turn your entire attention to the imminent birth of your son! You're falling for every piece of bait in all the troll posts. Seriously, just stop! At first, I thought it was funny and you were basically character playing/acting; but now I'm beginning to question your competency to effectively parent....:confused:

Ken King
10-28-2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by sunnydaze
Is pookie a he or she, male or female, him or shim???:confused:
Considering where it is they live, I would say yes.

Pookie
10-28-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Ken King
Considering where it is they live, I would say yes.

Da Flattops.

sunnydaze
10-28-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by citysherry
Tigger...a word to the wise girl, get off-line and turn your entire attention to the imminent birth of your son! You're falling for every piece of bait in all the troll posts. Seriously, just stop! At first, I thought it was funny and you were basically character playing/acting; but now I'm beginning to question your competency to effectively parent....:confused:



Damn.......harsh

Pookie
10-28-2003, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by citysherry
Tigger...a word to the wise girl, get off-line and turn your entire attention to the imminent birth of your son! You're falling for every piece of bait in all the troll posts. Seriously, just stop! At first, I thought it was funny and you were basically character playing/acting; but now I'm beginning to question your competency to effectively parent....:confused:

We ain't no trolls, tools maybe - but never trolls.

Ken King
10-28-2003, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Pookie
Da Flattops.
They have them in Nebraska too?

Pookie
10-28-2003, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Ken King
They have them in Nebraska too?

Where that be?