I'm no SLAVE to fashion because I can't seem to MASTER the whole theory of what clashes. OH! Now I'm completely PI (Politically Incorrect).
I hope nobody is upset by this posting. Sorry if it rubs you the wrong way or poked through a chink in your armor. Don't let me ruffle your feathers (now I've upset the birds among us too).
Looks like we'll need to outlaw the entire English language. After all, it was used by those horrible white males that have destroyed the world with their hatred and cruelty.