Mig's Stalker Survival Thread
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pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
Survival Tip #2
As we all know my soon to be ex husband is a "Stalker in Training", when he freaks out on me telling me what a whore I am I agree with him. I tell him I sleep with everyone, women and men alike and that I'm a huge slut now. It makes him see what a butthead he's being.
As we all know my soon to be ex husband is a "Stalker in Training", when he freaks out on me telling me what a whore I am I agree with him. I tell him I sleep with everyone, women and men alike and that I'm a huge slut now. It makes him see what a butthead he's being.
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
It's gotten to the point that it's comical. Since my car wasn't home for several hours last night I expected a phone call today. Bingo, got one. The conversation consisted of...
him: "so what did you do last night?"
me: "went out with some friends."
him: "well, what did you and your friends do?"
me: "we drank to much, got naked and had sex."
him: "ha ha very funny, what did you really do?"
me: "i just told you!"
It's apparent that nothing is going to stop him so I just have fun with it now. The best is when he tells me what a b!tch I am. My response "And what?"
him: "so what did you do last night?"
me: "went out with some friends."
him: "well, what did you and your friends do?"
me: "we drank to much, got naked and had sex."
him: "ha ha very funny, what did you really do?"
me: "i just told you!"
It's apparent that nothing is going to stop him so I just have fun with it now. The best is when he tells me what a b!tch I am. My response "And what?"
Frank
Chairman of the Board
(Raising hand) I have an SUV!
If I had the time, I'd hire a goon squad to follow HIM all around, just so he has a good idea of how it feels. Well, THAT, and give 'em the occasional perfunctory butt kick, just to let him know what the possibilities are. I hate bullies.
Re: Undies?!
Let's see...I was standing right next to the...uhh...magnolia tree...yeah, that's it! I was standing next to the magnolia tree with my friend "weathered". Mig was wearing white cotton undies...and a cleavage enhancing bra. Cat had on the granny shorts, sierra had a matching set of undies with little horses on them, Rose had on red, of course, and I didn't see much else because at about that time, a car pulled up with some guy in it and he scared me so I dropped my box of tissues and ran. Otherwise, I'd have introduced myself.
Originally posted by cattitude
The invitation I got didn't say anything about undies being mandatory....
and your dogs were acting a little uneasy...next time we'll do a string with tin cans or some such thing..we'll get them spying suckers...
Let's see...I was standing right next to the...uhh...magnolia tree...yeah, that's it! I was standing next to the magnolia tree with my friend "weathered". Mig was wearing white cotton undies...and a cleavage enhancing bra. Cat had on the granny shorts, sierra had a matching set of undies with little horses on them, Rose had on red, of course, and I didn't see much else because at about that time, a car pulled up with some guy in it and he scared me so I dropped my box of tissues and ran. Otherwise, I'd have introduced myself.
cattitude
My Sweetest Boy
You nitwit
Rose was not in attendance...Mig's cleavage is just fine..no need for assistance... yeah, Sierra's attire did match, but it had little kitties on it, as I said, I was sans drawers. I don't know whose yard you left a mess in, but it sure wasn't Sierra's..not a magnolia tree on the whole damn site.
Now behave.
Rose was not in attendance...Mig's cleavage is just fine..no need for assistance... yeah, Sierra's attire did match, but it had little kitties on it, as I said, I was sans drawers. I don't know whose yard you left a mess in, but it sure wasn't Sierra's..not a magnolia tree on the whole damn site.
Now behave.
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OJsGuilty
Guest
When is the next sleep over? In my next life I wanna be a pillow, so when the pillow fight starts I'll be in heaven.