When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him ... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him ... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
