Okay, now I'm a bit obsessed with this guy and trying to find all of the essays and interviews from/of him. This is a pretty good interview, here's a bit on what he had to say about cannibalism and Jeffrey Dahmer.
"Oh, I didn't live in Milwaukee in the 1990s, but I so would have been Jeffrey Dahmer's boyfriend if I had," he says, instantly enthralled by the thought. "I'd be like, 'Hi, what's your name? Jeffrey? Hey, I'm Augusten. I like your hair.'
"But that said, if Jeffrey Dahmer ever picked me up it would have been his head in the freezer. Guarantee you of that. That's the one thing growing up the way I did, I did not come out of it a victim. And I'm clever. I would have outsmarted him, I know I would have. It's inconceivable to me that I would have ended up roasted."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/w...ode=&contentId=A19023-2002Jul29¬Found=true