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Sharon
09-09-2002, 07:38 AM
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10

"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer." Hannah, 9

"Never tell your mom her diet's not working." Michael, 14

"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair" Taylia, 10

"Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac." Andrew, 9 (especially if they've been eating kitty crunchies)

"Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time." Kyoyo, 9

"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." Armir, 9

"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts." Kellie, 11

"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." Naomi, 15

"Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, 9

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." Joel,10

"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." Alyesha, 13

"Never try to baptize a cat." Eileen, 8

Kizzy
09-11-2002, 01:49 PM
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone." Alyesha, 13

This doesn't work...

I would do this to my dad while he was on the phone!! I first got spanked for the bad grade and then got spanked for sticking a piece of paper in his face when he was on the phone.

:spank: