Canada apologizes for Celine Dion

I need to apologize on behalf of Canada

We unleashed one of the deadliest forces known to man on the world, and ultimately pushed it into the US to take over. I am naturally talking about Celine Dion. I feel it necessary to apologize on behalf of Canadians everywhere for unleashing that upon the world.

But with that being said. She is now in Vegas and f*** it you can keep her. Don't even think of sending her back.

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No problem. We can keep the Dion contagion isolated in Vegas, where it won't affect the rest of America.

Besides, you gave us Rush, which more than compensates for Dion.

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