Personal ad

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
The following ad is reported to have gotten numerous calls...

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.  I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.  Rub me the right way and watch me respond.  I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.  Kiss me and I'm yours.  Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Callers then found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Lab!   :kiss:  :lmao:  :crazy:  :roflmao:
 

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Some men would probably be better off with a dog (instead of a wife), they just don't know it.


(I had a black lab named Daisy; she was great at swimming and catching a frisbee.)
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
I had some frineds who had a yellow lab named Daisy, she was a good doggie.  
 
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