The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
If you think taxes are too high and the government intrudes too much into your life, be thankful we don't get all the government we pay for!!!
April is a difficult month. Even if your ship comes in, the IRS is there to help you unload it.
If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.
Don't think the government doesn't know what it's doing. First it taxes liquor, then it makes the tax laws so complicated, people are driven to drink.
On death and taxes: First, they tell you that you can't take it with you. But then, they charge you for leaving it behind!
Ever wonder why it's called a 1040? It's because for every $50 you earn, you keep $10 and the IRS gets $40!
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the U.S. But, I could be just as proud for half the money.
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 30 cents?
If you think taxes are too high and the government intrudes too much into your life, be thankful we don't get all the government we pay for!!!
April is a difficult month. Even if your ship comes in, the IRS is there to help you unload it.
If Patrick Henry thought that taxation without representation was bad, he should see how bad it is with representation.
Don't think the government doesn't know what it's doing. First it taxes liquor, then it makes the tax laws so complicated, people are driven to drink.
On death and taxes: First, they tell you that you can't take it with you. But then, they charge you for leaving it behind!
Ever wonder why it's called a 1040? It's because for every $50 you earn, you keep $10 and the IRS gets $40!
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the U.S. But, I could be just as proud for half the money.