SxyPrincess
New Member
Subject: HELP DESK---5.0 TO 1.0
Dear Help Desk,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,
limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. I am having a problem as Conversation
8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Please help!
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install Tears 6.2. Then Husband 1.0
should automatically run the applications:
Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, or Happy Hour 7.0 or sometimes Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
"Snoringloudly.wav" sound files.
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
additional software to improve performance. We personally recommend
HotFood
3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
Help Desk.
Dear Help Desk,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,
limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. I am having a problem as Conversation
8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Please help!
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Please keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME and then install Tears 6.2. Then Husband 1.0
should automatically run the applications:
Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, or Happy Hour 7.0 or sometimes Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
"Snoringloudly.wav" sound files.
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying
additional software to improve performance. We personally recommend
HotFood
3.0 and Lingerie 5.3
Help Desk.
