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PmoneyandTT

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Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happend.
Cora Harvey Armstrong

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Carrie Show

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends
Laurie Kuslansky

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.  A women must do what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Jane Sellman

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb. And I'm also not blonde.
Dolly Parton

You see alot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart women with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong

I'm not going to vaccumm 'til sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr

When women are despressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Elayne Boosler

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--if you want anything done, ask a women
Margeret Thatcher

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission
Eleanor Roosevelt

I am a marvelous housekeeper.. Everytime I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never married, because there was no need.  I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
Marie Corelli
 
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