Commentator Bloopers

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Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once
rode her mother."

Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind
it which is identical."

Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none
of them serious."

Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the
same thing again"

Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you
can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks
on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

U.S. TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so
well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
 
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