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MMDad

Lem Putt
czygvtwkr said:
I am farting my head off, any one got any tips?

Wait till bedtime, pull the covers over my wife's head, then launch!

If you don't wan't to do that, I'll gladly loan you my wife.
 

willie

Well-Known Member
czygvtwkr said:
I am farting my head off, any one got any tips?
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ct20657

New Member
MMDad said:
Wait till bedtime, pull the covers over my wife's head, then launch!

If you don't wan't to do that, I'll gladly loan you my wife.
yeah fart under the covers and spit in the air :popcorn: she will have 2 choices smell the fart or get spit n her face......my bf farted the other night n the car while it was pouring down rain....... :dead:
 

BuddyLee

Football addict
ct20657 said:
yeah fart under the covers and spit in the air :popcorn: she will have 2 choices smell the fart or get spit n her face......my bf farted the other night n the car while it was pouring down rain....... :dead:
What a colorful relationship you have.
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
aps45819 said:
Every time you fart, look down and say Bad Dog
Last night, it WAS bad dog farting. I made the mistake of giving her leftover spaghetti for breakfast and by last night it was not pretty. :dead:
 

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
I saw this on a greeting card at Target this morning:

Famous Farters:

Napoleon Bonafart

General George S. Pootin'

Abe Stinkin'

There were more, of course, but I've forgotten them. :lol:
 
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