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MysticalMom

MysticalMom

Witchy Woman
I have to tell y'all his horrible/funny story.

My neighbor, Carol, came over for awhile tonight to chit chat. Now Carol is a VERY large woman. I mean very large. I'm guessing about 350lbs. Maybe more. She's at least as big as appys av. :lmao:

Anyway. She sits down in my dining room chair and starts talking. All the while she is wiggling and has this weird look on her face. I ask her what is wrong and she says, "I think something is under my chair." I am fixing coffee and she keeps trying to look under her chair with no sucess. She doesn't get up, so I come over to look and theres nothing there. She then stands up and my poor cat, Crookshanks, darts out from under her gasping for breath.

SHE WAS SITTING ON MY POOR CAT AND DIDN"T EVEN KNOW IT!

Crookshanks was fine, Just freaked out and maybe a little flatter. Poor little guy. Can you imagine? :eyebrow:
 
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Pete

Pete

Repete
MysticalMom said:
I have to tell y'all his horrible/funny story.

My neighbor, Carol, came over for awhile tonight to chit chat. Now Carol is a VERY large woman. I mean very large. I'm guessing about 350lbs. Maybe more. She's at least as big as appys av. :lmao:

Anyway. She sits down in my dining room chair and starts talking. All the while she is wiggling and has this weird look on her face. I ask her what is wrong and she says, "I think something is under my chair." I am fixing coffee and she keeps trying to look under her chair with no sucess. She doesn't get up, so I come over to look and theres nothing there. She then stands up and my poor cat, Crookshanks, darts out from under her gasping for breath.

SHE WAS SITTING ON MY POOR CAT AND DIDN"T EVEN KNOW IT!

Crookshanks was fine, Just freaked out and maybe a little flatter. Poor little guy. Can you imagine? :eyebrow:
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Does Crookshanks smell like ass now? :kittybath:
 
rack'm

rack'm

Jaded
camily said:
Not too far of a stretch, he already smelled like pu$$y!!!!
That was bad, very bad. :smack: I just smacked myself for that.
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Kitty cat, kitty cat
what's that I feel

Kitty cat kitty splat
if he could only squeal :dead:
 
MysticalMom

MysticalMom

Witchy Woman
camily said:
Not too far of a stretch, he already smelled like pu$$y!!!!
That was bad, very bad. :smack: I just smacked myself for that.
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:smack: there I smacked ya again.
 
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MysticalMom

MysticalMom

Witchy Woman
I don't know how long he was without oxygen. No way to tell since he always acts like he's got brain damage.

And he's STILL glaring at me like it was my fault.
 
camily

camily

Peace
MysticalMom said:
I don't know how long he was without oxygen. No way to tell since he always acts like he's got brain damage.

And he's STILL glaring at me like it was my fault.
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:killingme :lmao: How do you miss a cat under your butt? I keep picturing that santa pic where he's looking for something(small animal) and it is stuck in his butt. Somebody find that pic!
 
MysticalMom

MysticalMom

Witchy Woman
camily said:
:killingme :lmao: How do you miss a cat under your butt? I keep picturing that santa pic where he's looking for something(small animal) and it is stuck in his butt. Somebody find that pic!
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I don't know. The poor little guy was so squashed he couldn't even yowl or anything. Carol acted like it was the most natural thing in the world. Didn't even comment. My mouth was wide open, chin on my chest. I wonder how many cats she sits on a month? :shrug:

Ever seen that picture of the big fat lady calling for her cat and the cats squished between her a$$ cheeks. That's all I could think of. :lmao:
 
rack'm

rack'm

Jaded
camily said:
:killingme :lmao: How do you miss a cat under your butt? I keep picturing that santa pic where he's looking for something(small animal) and it is stuck in his butt. Somebody find that pic!
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<img src="http://mensnewsdaily.com/blog/gonz/lost%20dog.jpg">
 
camily

camily

Peace
MysticalMom said:
I don't know. The poor little guy was so squashed he couldn't even yowl or anything. Carol acted like it was the most natural thing in the world. Didn't even comment. My mouth was wide open, chin on my chest. I wonder how many cats she sits on a month? :shrug:

Ever seen that picture of the big fat lady calling for her cat and the cats squished between her a$$ cheeks. That's all I could think of. :lmao:
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Maybe that's the one I'm thinking of? I think it is. Why would I think Santa? Why, because I'm retarded!
 
rack'm

rack'm

Jaded
camily said:
My God! What happened to that woman's feet?
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WELL, my brother in law was around 700 lbs and his legs were getting black.....the doctors said it's from the blood not being able to get out of the legs.
 
rack'm

rack'm

Jaded
camily said:
Maybe that's the one I'm thinking of? I think it is. Why would I think Santa? Why, because I'm retarded!
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<img src="http://wordscapes.net/Images/santa.gif">

There's a Santa one where he's looking for an Elf that's between his cheeks.
 
camily

camily

Peace
rack'm said:
WELL, my brother in law was around 700 lbs and his legs were getting black.....the doctors said it's from the blood not being able to get out of the legs.
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Yum.
 
camily

camily

Peace
rack'm said:
<img src="http://wordscapes.net/Images/santa.gif">

There's a Santa one where he's looking for an Elf that's between his cheeks.
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That is it! I knew it was Santa! Whew! I thought I had fried my brain over the years.
 
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