gumby
I AM GUMBY DAMMIT
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog breeder who claimed her terriers were excellent retrievers. In fact they could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.
Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The terrier raced to the water to retrieve the bird. However, he did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, barely getting his paws wet.
The friend saw everything but did not say a word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "So, did you notice anything unusual about my dog?"
"I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim."
Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog.
As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The terrier raced to the water to retrieve the bird. However, he did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, barely getting his paws wet.
The friend saw everything but did not say a word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "So, did you notice anything unusual about my dog?"
"I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim."