MDTerps
Back in the saddle
>>
>>Annoying advice such as:
>>- Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
>>- Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
>>- Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling
>>fresh.
>>- Try Kotex blah blah blah other products.
>>
>>Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never
>>possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a
>>menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep
>>her feeling fresh. See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While
>>you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from
>
>>the vending machine. I garan-friggin-tee that the first responders will
>
>>be females who just ovulated.
>>
>>Look, females don't need or want tips for living on feminine hygiene
>>products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that
>>from their elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted
>>their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol.
>>
>>Printing out sh*t advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was
>>already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and
>>enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.
>>
>>Mostly we'd like to forget that we even need these products. It's not a
>
>>fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or
>>bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging.
>>Put the sh*t in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts
>>discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer. There is
>>nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing
>>your uterine state to everyone in the store.
>>
>>So take your tips for living and shove them right up your a*s.
>>
>>Ovarily Yours,
>>
>>Miss PMS
PS If you remove the chocolate I will personally come and find you and
>>
>>Annoying advice such as:
>>- Staying active during your period can relieve cramps.
>>- Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches.
>>- Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling
>>fresh.
>>- Try Kotex blah blah blah other products.
>>
>>Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never
>>possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a
>>menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep
>>her feeling fresh. See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While
>>you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from
>
>>the vending machine. I garan-friggin-tee that the first responders will
>
>>be females who just ovulated.
>>
>>Look, females don't need or want tips for living on feminine hygiene
>>products. Younger girls are already hearing "helpful" crap like that
>>from their elderly relatives. Veteran females have already concocted
>>their own recipes for survival, many containing alcohol.
>>
>>Printing out sh*t advice while sneaking in ads for the brand that was
>>already purchased is just plain annoying, not to mention rude, and
>>enough to send a girl running to the Always brand.
>>
>>Mostly we'd like to forget that we even need these products. It's not a
>
>>fun time, but DO NOT try to cheer us up by adding smiley faces or
>>bunnies or flowery cutesy crap to your products or the packaging.
>>Put the sh*t in a plain brown wrapper so we can throw it in our carts
>>discreetly and have it blend in among the wine and beer. There is
>>nothing more annoying than having a blinding pink package announcing
>>your uterine state to everyone in the store.
>>
>>So take your tips for living and shove them right up your a*s.
>>
>>Ovarily Yours,
>>
>>Miss PMS
PS If you remove the chocolate I will personally come and find you and
>>
It works a hell of a lot better than Midol. 
jwwb