SxyPrincess
New Member
....a woman should never say
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I
don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a
stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl?
Good one!
4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on
fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a
field goal they'll still cover.
5. Bar food again! Kick ass!
6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend
has class.
7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna
go over and talk to her.
8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times,
then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
9. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do
you want 'em?
10. It's only the third quarter, you should order a
couple more pitchers.
11. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off
of Stephanie's bare ass.
12. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so
order another round for you and your friends.
13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think
I'll ever change it again.
14. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your
cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your
teeth again, ya' big silly!
15. You are so much smarter than my father.
16. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to
let me watch football.
17. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
18. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
house.
19. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
20. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you
than go shopping.
21. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
22. I'll be out painting the house.
23. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish
you had more time to ride.
24. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing
again, come see!
25. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
26. Your mother is way better than mine.
27. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day
thing and buy something for yourself.
28. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us,
why don't you retire.
29. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting
up for the night feedings.
30. Look! My ass is fatter than yours.
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I
don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a
stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl?
Good one!
4. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on
fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a
field goal they'll still cover.
5. Bar food again! Kick ass!
6. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend
has class.
7. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna
go over and talk to her.
8. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times,
then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
9. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do
you want 'em?
10. It's only the third quarter, you should order a
couple more pitchers.
11. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off
of Stephanie's bare ass.
12. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so
order another round for you and your friends.
13. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think
I'll ever change it again.
14. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your
cigars and beer. You passed out before brushing your
teeth again, ya' big silly!
15. You are so much smarter than my father.
16. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to
let me watch football.
17. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
18. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the
house.
19. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
20. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you
than go shopping.
21. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
22. I'll be out painting the house.
23. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish
you had more time to ride.
24. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing
again, come see!
25. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
26. Your mother is way better than mine.
27. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day
thing and buy something for yourself.
28. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us,
why don't you retire.
29. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting
up for the night feedings.
30. Look! My ass is fatter than yours.
