They say the darnedest things!
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kwillia
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CandyRain said:My son and I are riding in the car and Joan Jett comes on the radio (I Love Rock n Roll). I'm driving, singing along, and about halfway through he chimes in with "...so put another dime in the juicebox, baby!"
My favorite was when my son was singing along to "Haaaaang on Stupid... Stupid hang on" instead of Sloopy.
kwillia
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My mom never stops telling the story of when I was a little girl and we were attending church when the choir started singing "We three kings..." and I was so excited that I knew that song I began to sing along with my most proudest and loudest voice, "...of orie and tar. Tried to light a rubber cigar..." The folks in the pews surrounding us were crying they were laughing so hard.
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somd whisper
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kwillia said:My mom never stops telling the story of when I was a little girl and we were attending church when the choir started singing "We three kings..." and I was so excited that I knew that song I began to sing along with my most proudest and loudest voice, "...of orie and tar. Tried to light a rubber cigar..." The folks in the pews surrounding us were crying they were laughing so hard.
CandyRain
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I did the same thing, but I stayed on stage AFTER our performance in the Christmas pageant to do my own 3 yo rendition of Delta Dawn.kwillia said:My mom never stops telling the story of when I was a little girl and we were attending church when the choir started singing "We three kings..." and I was so excited that I knew that song I began to sing along with my most proudest and loudest voice, "...of orie and tar. Tried to light a rubber cigar..." The folks in the pews surrounding us were crying they were lauging so hard.
somd whisper
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MMDad said:
By the way, I didn't know you were that old.
I thought it was hangggg on snoopy.
cdsulhoff
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I love it when kids say the darnedest things. The cutest part about it is the serious look on the faces. My son has a friend who is named Marshall. Well we went pass a place that said Martial arts. My son quickly said "Is that where Marshall does arts at. And asked if he can go because he likes to draw as well". I almost wrecked the car from laughing so hard...
Anyone remember the show that Cosby did?
Anyone remember the show that Cosby did?
Dougstermd
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somd whisper said:I thought it was hangggg on snoopy.
thats what I thought. I thought it was about charlie brown
FireBrand
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cdsulhoff said:
Yep, funny as hell....
but that's the nature of kids, that will never change !!!!
One night
I was visiting some friends of mine and a cop show came on the T.V.
My friend's daughter said "hey look mommy, that policeman is giving that person
a ticket just like happened to you today".
Daddy had not heard the story yet !!!!! Mommy was sooooooooo busted !!!
cdsulhoff
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FireBrand said:Yep, funny as hell....
but that's the nature of kids, that will never change !!!!
One night
I was visiting some friends of mine and a cop show came on the T.V.
My friend's daughter said "hey look mommy, that policeman is giving that person
a ticket just like happened to you today".
Daddy had not heard the story yet !!!!! Mommy was sooooooooo busted !!!
Sounds like my kids. Especially my oldest. When I used to smoke I would not let my in-laws know that I did. So one day my in-laws took my son for the weekend and while they were driving a person in front of them through out a cigarette from the window. My father in-law said " that is the most disgusting habit a person can have". Well my son chimed in and said " My mommy does the same thing". Lets say I wanted to hide under a rock when The confronted me about that.
nomoney
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FireBrand said:Yep, funny as hell....
but that's the nature of kids, that will never change !!!!
One night
I was visiting some friends of mine and a cop show came on the T.V.
My friend's daughter said "hey look mommy, that policeman is giving that person
a ticket just like happened to you today".
Daddy had not heard the story yet !!!!! Mommy was sooooooooo busted !!!
I got pulled over a while back and as soon as the cop got to the window my son goes "Are you going to arrest my mommy? She was driving really fast and I told her to slow down"
