Children's Books That Didn't Make It

You Are Different and That's Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad's New Wife Robert
Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers,Screwdrivers and Scissors:An I-Can-Do-It Book
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
All Cats Go to Hell
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly
That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
You Were an Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

Those are good! I remember--

"One Day Your Face Will Freeze Like That" --A picture book for kids.
"50 Ways to Torture a Child Who Won't Behave" --Parental Manual
"Because I Said So, That's Why" --How to answer your childrens questions
"What It's Like in the Emergency Room" --What every child needs to know before they get there.

Some of those came from a David Letterman Top Ten List.

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