How do you get a racist to laugh on a Sunday? Tell them a joke on Friday.
What's the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge? The bucket.
Why is a racist like a drunk? Because whatever they say ends in a slur.
Why is a racist like a dog? Because they both mark out territory by spraying walls.
What's red and white and peels itself? A white supremist trying to get a suntan.
What's the definition of confused? A white supremist watching the mens 100m sprint.
What do you get when you cross a white supremist with a donkey? Someone who thinks the sun shines out of their own ass.
What do you call a bigot who does well on an IQ test? A cheat.
Why is a bigot like the announcer at Randwick? Because they both start shouting the instant they see a new race.
What's the difference between a schoolyard racist and Adolf Hitler? Opportunity.
What are the best four years of a racist's life? Year 6.
Why do racists hang around in gangs? So they can form a dope ring.
Why didn't the racist cross the road? She was afraid of the other side.
How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None - racists hate being enlightened.
Have you heard about the racist who choked on his youghurt? Someone told him it grew out of a foreign culture.
Why do racists compete with others on the basis of colour? Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose.
Why did the racist punch out the immigrants? Because if you can't join 'em, beat 'em.
What's the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge? The bucket.
Why is a racist like a drunk? Because whatever they say ends in a slur.
Why is a racist like a dog? Because they both mark out territory by spraying walls.
What's red and white and peels itself? A white supremist trying to get a suntan.
What's the definition of confused? A white supremist watching the mens 100m sprint.
What do you get when you cross a white supremist with a donkey? Someone who thinks the sun shines out of their own ass.
What do you call a bigot who does well on an IQ test? A cheat.
Why is a bigot like the announcer at Randwick? Because they both start shouting the instant they see a new race.
What's the difference between a schoolyard racist and Adolf Hitler? Opportunity.
What are the best four years of a racist's life? Year 6.
Why do racists hang around in gangs? So they can form a dope ring.
Why didn't the racist cross the road? She was afraid of the other side.
How many racists does it take to change a light bulb? None - racists hate being enlightened.
Have you heard about the racist who choked on his youghurt? Someone told him it grew out of a foreign culture.
Why do racists compete with others on the basis of colour? Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose.
Why did the racist punch out the immigrants? Because if you can't join 'em, beat 'em.
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