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Qurious
07-11-2007, 01:24 PM
Can you use and IP tracker in here? I thought that only the somd.com staff could do that?????

Amateurs :lmao:

sockgirl77
07-11-2007, 01:25 PM
Amateurs :lmao:
I suppose that IP tracker of yours give you exact addresses too. It says more than the town/city?

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 01:25 PM
i'd sit on a manolo shoe any day over having a half ass baby addy who supports his kids sometimes. :duh:

Well that explains why do don't have any kids..... Wrong hole and you need a real live penis! :huggy:

nachomama
07-11-2007, 01:26 PM
i'd sit on a manolo shoe any day over having a half ass baby addy who supports his kids sometimes. :duh:

:shrug: I ain't complaining. They're getting raised the way I want, and I don't have to listen to his whining because they went to private school and are now getting college educations. It works for me. They have done more than many kids their age, and get most of the things they want. But most of all, they know they are loved, and I'd die if it would help my children. You should try it sometime.

Oh wait, that's right, you can't even get a man to hold your freshly showered, cleaner than clean hand, much less knock you up. :ohwell:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 01:31 PM
:shrug: I ain't complaining. They're getting raised the way I want, and I don't have to listen to his whining because they went to private school and are now getting college educations. It works for me. They have done more than many kids their age, and get most of the things they want. But most of all, they know they are loved, and I'd die if it would help my children. You should try it sometime.

Oh wait, that's right, you can't even get a man to hold your freshly showered, cleaner than clean hand, much less knock you up. :ohwell:

Please stop. :lmao: Are you suggesting I prove to you I can get a man by getting knocked up? THATS YOUR JOB. :popcorn:

*yawning* I'm Spent. :coffee:

nachomama
07-11-2007, 01:37 PM
Please stop. :lmao: Are you suggesting I prove to you I can get a man by getting knocked up? THATS YOUR JOB. :popcorn:

*yawning* I'm Spent. :coffee:

Not my job. You probably already have 15 chaps running around here with your dna that the county had to put in foster care cuz your cracked out ass wouldn't take care of them.

You keep saying you're spent. Then why do you keep dropping dimes on us? Go away brown suga.

Cowgirl
07-11-2007, 01:37 PM
*yawning* I'm Spent. :coffee:


:poorbaby: You might want to give your brain a rest....it's probably not used to working so hard....

nitwhit3286
07-11-2007, 01:37 PM
darn, and I missed all 251 posts.... gosh I must be bored cause I read 15 pages...fiddle sticks. *kicksdirt*

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 01:53 PM
Please stop. :lmao: Are you suggesting I prove to you I can get a man by getting knocked up? THATS YOUR JOB. :popcorn:

*yawning* I'm Spent. :coffee:



The reason you dont have kids yet???

No one wants to Eff you cause your fat
No one wants to Eff you cause your ugly
No one wants to take a shower anytime they want to touch you. But who would want to touch you since your fat and ugly
Judging by your attitude, your probably a teenager. Most teenagers are immature, Like yourself.

Do you even know what an IP tracker does?

Chasey_Lane
07-11-2007, 01:54 PM
single woman, with a career, enough money to buy designer clothes, a house, a car with no note, and a body like WHOA....

okay. I can see the jealousy just dripping out of your wrists. Go head...slit them.
How is that house coming along? Let me add:

w/o being engaged....
w/o your name being on the deed....

He says: "we'll do all of that stuff later on down the line when I feel comfortable, right now I just dont trust you."

Trying to buy by April. That doesn't give me much time to put together my plan B does it :eyebrow:

He's sticking to his gunz and im sticking to mine - I refuse to be: :buttkick: in 2006.

Friends, family on both our ends wanna :smack:

And im sure most of you will say the same...

Thoughts, comments :popcorn:

julz20684
07-11-2007, 01:56 PM
How is that house coming along?

:killingme I luvs me some Chasey!!!!!

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 01:59 PM
darn, and I missed all 251 posts.... gosh I must be bored cause I read 15 pages...fiddle sticks. *kicksdirt*



We know your Qurious. Dont even act like your not.....

nitwhit3286
07-11-2007, 02:04 PM
We know your Qurious. Dont even act like your not.....


can't say that I am. I think I'm worse than she is..wouldn't you agree???

nachomama
07-11-2007, 02:07 PM
can't say that I am. I think I'm worse than she is..wouldn't you agree???

Nah. I like you better. :flowers:

nitwhit3286
07-11-2007, 02:10 PM
Nah. I like you better. :flowers:


aww...how sweet (tear in eye) :huggy:

julz20684
07-11-2007, 02:11 PM
can't say that I am. I think I'm worse than she is..wouldn't you agree???

Noone is worse than she is.... :huggy:

hborror
07-11-2007, 02:12 PM
I just skimmed over the last 20 something pages...

Anyway I got the belt from my father when I was a child.

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 02:14 PM
aww...how sweet (tear in eye) :huggy:

here, let me get that for you :smack:

nitwhit3286
07-11-2007, 02:16 PM
here, let me get that for you :smack:


are you spanking me? is there an underlying sexual motive in that slap??

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 02:28 PM
How is that house coming along?

I recall her having some broke down ass car too but don't feel like searching for it. Ford Contour or Taurus maybe. Not that there's anything wrong with those but you don't need to be all braggin' about it either.

Qurious
07-11-2007, 02:31 PM
how far along are you now with pregency 3 ?


22 weeks 2 days.]


B!tch you betta not EVER come out of pocket again. You on baby number 3 and still aint married???!!!! Awwwwwwwwwwww hell no.....

You better never say nothing about no one's life EVER AGAIN....people in glass houses shouldn't throw payless shoes B!tch!!! :popcorn: :lmao:

*let me go eat my Pepperidge Farm cookie* This swamp rat got me tired... :coffee:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 02:33 PM
I recall her having some broke down ass car too but don't feel like searching for it. Ford Contour or Taurus maybe. Not that there's anything wrong with those but you don't need to be all braggin' about it either.

Damn u got a good memory. :lmao: I feel honored that you rememberdthat. It got into an accident over a year ago, then I got a van and now I have a Acura.

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 02:34 PM
Damn u got a good memory. :lmao: I feel honored that you rememberdthat. It got into an accident over a year ago, then I got a van and now I have a Acura.

I do have a good memory. What kind of Acura? :popcorn:

Nickel
07-11-2007, 02:34 PM
people in glass houses shouldn't throw payless shoes B!tch!!! Okay, this was funny. :roflmao:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 02:35 PM
I do have a good memory. What kind of Acura? :popcorn:

A TL. You want the vin number too?

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 02:36 PM
A TL. You want the vin number too?

Nope but a year would be good. I'm determining if you have braggin' rights or not.

nachomama
07-11-2007, 02:36 PM
A TL. You want the vin number too?

Nah, color and tag number will suffice. :shrug:

nitwhit3286
07-11-2007, 02:38 PM
A TL. You want the vin number too?


the news ones are nice... :yay:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 02:38 PM
Nope but a year would be good. I'm determining if you have braggin' rights or not.

You don't determine sh!t in my life. If that Acura was a Vigor from 92 blasting Vanilla Ice I would still be the sh!t...

dont get my blood pressure up with contaminated pixiedust. :duh:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 02:39 PM
Nah, color and tag number will suffice. :shrug:

Y so you can send one of your rugrats with a louisville slugger to it?

:lmao:

BadGirl
07-11-2007, 02:40 PM
I think father's should spank their daughters whenever it is appropriate.



After all, why should the momma's have all the fun spanking the kids?

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 02:40 PM
the news ones are nice... :yay:


you'd be surprised what you can get with Food Stamps and a welfare check

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 02:41 PM
You don't determine sh!t in my life. If that Acura was a Vigor from 92 blasting Vanilla Ice I would still be the sh!t...

dont get my blood pressure up with contaminated pixiedust. :duh:

I mean you're over here talking about how much better you have it than anyone else. If you're sporting a 93 Integra and you're house is a trailer in Idlewood than you really don't have and right to look down on someone else. You were quick to talk about your "house" and your "car with no note" so let's hear some details.

Chasey_Lane
07-11-2007, 02:41 PM
Awww, poor Q is upset and she let a SMIB like Chasey hurt her feelings. :baby:

Fathers Spanking Their ... 07-11-2007 02:15 PM Pulling a post from 2005 shows what about you? That you actually care!! awww how sweet. I'm not even with that loser anymore, but I'm sure you'll find even an older post to try and contradict what I'm saying. Loser ass b!tch.

Oh, and btw...you weren't woman enough to keep your man. :coffee:

nachomama
07-11-2007, 02:41 PM
Y so you can send one of your rugrats with a louisville slugger to it?

:lmao:

Nah. I raised my kids better than to do that. Unlike the neighbors in your hood.

nitwhit3286
07-11-2007, 02:44 PM
you'd be surprised what you can get with Food Stamps and a welfare check


a car? darn.. I wonder what one could do with a disability check..shoot I might have to look into that myself and start mooching off the government. Take my extra piece of the pie.. :lmao:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 02:45 PM
I mean you're over here talking about how much better you have it than anyone else. If you're sporting a 93 Integra and you're house is a trailer in Idlewood than you really don't have and right to look down on someone else. You were quick to talk about your "house" and your "car with no note" so let's hear some details.


I dont know if your joking or serious. I need to prove to YOU that I'm telling the truth. You want pics? You want numbers? Dates? Names?

B!tch Please. :lmao: When someone asks you to prove that your really a woman on here, you gonna spread your funky twwat and post the pic?

GET A LIFE! :duh:

Lugnut
07-11-2007, 02:45 PM
Nope but a year would be good. I'm determining if you have braggin' rights or not.

:snort:

You can own a Bugatti and not have bragging rights if you can't scrape up the cash for a happy meal! :lmao:

I would put money on Qurious being the type of person who's "car poor". You've seen them around, the people driving brand new BMW's but living in a trailer. :lmao:

Got to love the whole "appearance over substance" culture. I can't pay the electric bill but I just have to have the new Manure Blonks... :lmao:

baileydog
07-11-2007, 02:46 PM
Awww, poor Q is upset and she let a SMIB like Chasey hurt her feelings. :baby:

Fathers Spanking Their ... 07-11-2007 02:15 PM Pulling a post from 2005 shows what about you? That you actually care!! awww how sweet. I'm not even with that loser anymore, but I'm sure you'll find even an older post to try and contradict what I'm saying. Loser ass b!tch.

Oh, and btw...you weren't woman enough to keep your man. :coffee:



Man, you guys are playing tough today. :popcorn: :jerry:

Nickel
07-11-2007, 02:46 PM
:snort:

You can own a Bugatti and not have bragging rights if you can't scrape up the cash for a happy meal! :lmao:

I would put money on Qurious being the type of person who's "car poor". You've seen them around, the people driving brand new BMW's but living in a trailer. :lmao:

Got to love the whole "appearance over substance" culture. I can't pay the electric bill but I just have to have the new Manure Blonks... :lmao:
Hood rich. :lol:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 02:46 PM
Awww, poor Q is upset and she let a SMIB like Chasey hurt her feelings. :baby:

Fathers Spanking Their ... 07-11-2007 02:15 PM Pulling a post from 2005 shows what about you? That you actually care!! awww how sweet. I'm not even with that loser anymore, but I'm sure you'll find even an older post to try and contradict what I'm saying. Loser ass b!tch.

Oh, and btw...you weren't woman enough to keep your man. :coffee:
So basically your suggesting I should've stayed with a man who wanted me to pay the mortgage but didnt want to put my name on the deed.

Maybe your weak ass would've done such a thing, but not me!

I left his ass....with no regrets either!

nitwhit3286
07-11-2007, 02:47 PM
I dont know if your joking or serious. I need to prove to YOU that I'm telling the truth. You want pics? You want numbers? Dates? Names?

B!tch Please. :lmao: When someone asks you to prove that your really a woman on here, you gonna spread your funky twwat and post the pic?

GET A LIFE! :duh:


others show boobies....

:snickle:

nachomama
07-11-2007, 02:48 PM
I dont know if your joking or serious. I need to prove to YOU that I'm telling the truth. You want pics? You want numbers? Dates? Names?

B!tch Please. :lmao: When someone asks you to prove that your really a woman on here, you gonna spread your funky twwat and post the pic?

GET A LIFE! :duh:

Dayum pixie! You hit that nail right on the head! She is sporting a 93 Integra. I'll stop by Idlewood today on my way home and get pics for ya. :yay:

And Queerious, her twwat ain't funky. N hoses it out at least 3 times a week. :jet:

Chasey_Lane
07-11-2007, 02:49 PM
So basically your suggesting I should've stayed with a man who wanted me to pay the mortgage but didnt want to put my name on the deed.

Maybe your weak ass would've done such a thing, but not me!

I left his ass....with no regrets either!
Hey, if you're a broke b!tch who can't afford to, say you're a broke b!tch and stop your complaining. It's not my fault he was embarassed to purchase a house w/you. :shrug:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 02:49 PM
:snort:

You can own a Bugatti and not have bragging rights if you can't scrape up the cash for a happy meal! :lmao:

I would put money on Qurious being the type of person who's "car poor". You've seen them around, the people driving brand new BMW's but living in a trailer. :lmao:

Got to love the whole "appearance over substance" culture. I can't pay the electric bill but I just have to have the new Manure Blonks... :lmao:

Coming from someone living in Lexington Park where cousins fluck their mothers daughters, rob the elderly and have swinger parties in broad daylight.

GTFOH..... :duh:

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 02:50 PM
Fathers Spanking Their ... 07-11-2007 02:17 PM So anyone who dislikes sockgirl has to be a nitwhit MPD? Did you find your second testicle yet? u Blow up doll D!ck sucker...


You can do better than this... My comment has nothing to do with Sockgirl. Its about you being an low life Skeezer....

So f u, and the POS car you drove in on. No one cares about how much money you say you have, what kind of car you drive or what kind of shoes holds up your fat ass....

And another thing... If I have a choice between a blow up doll and you... Id have to pick the doll...

No wonder your single and lonely......

Qurious
07-11-2007, 02:50 PM
Hey, if you're a broke b!tch who can't afford to, say you're a broke b!tch and stop your complaining. It's not my fault he was embarassed to purchase a house w/you. :shrug:


I'm hardly broke, but I'll let you make up my life story to get a few chuckles and get your rocks off. :popcorn:

Lugnut
07-11-2007, 02:50 PM
Coming from someone living in Lexington Park where cousins fluck their mothers daughters, rob the elderly and have swinger parties in broad daylight.

GTFOH..... :duh:

:confused:

Sorry, no habla crack whore. :shrug:

BadGirl
07-11-2007, 02:51 PM
Man, when Vrai comes back from BWI, she is sooooo gonna delete this thread. :lmao:

Chasey_Lane
07-11-2007, 02:52 PM
I'm hardly broke, but I'll let you make up my life story to get a few chuckles and get your rocks off. :popcorn:
Its been a month now that I've gone without sex. I dont have the urge to do it anymore. Maybe its because Im going through a horrible breakup. I know a month is not long for a lot of people but it is for me. Especially when your use to having sex at least 3 times a week. Ive decided to not have sex anymore until Im in a serious relationship (engaged, married) to the love of my life (if he ever returns).

Anyone doing the same?

If so, why? & how long?You could always buy him a house in hopes that he'll return. :shrug:

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 02:52 PM
Coming from someone living in Lexington Park where cousins fluck their mothers daughters, rob the elderly and have swinger parties in broad daylight.

GTFOH..... :duh:



HA! like Waldorf is any better.....

You know who comes down here to Rob the wealthy in St Marys.....

Your convict Brother!!!!

nachomama
07-11-2007, 02:53 PM
Man, when Vrai comes back from BWI, she is sooooo gonna delete this thread. :lmao:

:roflmao:

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 02:54 PM
I dont know if your joking or serious. I need to prove to YOU that I'm telling the truth. You want pics? You want numbers? Dates? Names?

B!tch Please. :lmao: When someone asks you to prove that your really a woman on here, you gonna spread your funky twwat and post the pic?

GET A LIFE! :duh:

All I did was ask year and model of your car. Who's getting all twisted around the axle here???? hmmmmm?

missperky
07-11-2007, 02:55 PM
The reason you dont have kids yet???

No one wants to Eff you cause your fat
No one wants to Eff you cause your ugly
No one wants to take a shower anytime they want to touch you. But who would want to touch you since your fat and ugly
Judging by your attitude, your probably a teenager. Most teenagers are immature, Like yourself.

Do you even know what an IP tracker does?

Stop! For a minute so I can catch up! Darn these 10 kids..:lol:

I have 10 kids and I'm fat and ugly. :razz:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 02:55 PM
Fathers Spanking Their ... 07-11-2007 02:17 PM So anyone who dislikes sockgirl has to be a nitwhit MPD? Did you find your second testicle yet? u Blow up doll D!ck sucker...


You can do better than this... My comment has nothing to do with Sockgirl. Its about you being an low life Skeezer....

So f u, and the POS car you drove in on. No one cares about how much money you say you have, what kind of car you drive or what kind of shoes holds up your fat ass....
And another thing... If I have a choice between a blow up doll and you... Id have to pick the doll...

No wonder your single and lonely......

what r u blind...look at your cher reject back up dancers asking me about my life to make themselves feel better. :lmao: pixie askin me what car i drive, and the year. bsgal askin if im married.... chasey asking what happened to my house and my ex.....etc etc.

BELEIVE ME THESE B!TCHES CARE. :huggy: look at all the karma I get.

:lmao: and your Mr. Fruity Zulu Booty needs to go somewhere....you jumped on the bandwagon a lil too late....NO FAYGS ALLOWED.

missperky
07-11-2007, 02:56 PM
All I did was ask year and model of your car. Who's getting all twisted around the axle here???? hmmmmm?

I drive a horse and buggy. I even own a broom stick.

baileydog
07-11-2007, 02:57 PM
NO FAYGS ALLOWED. Arent we allowed to say ### on here.

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 02:57 PM
what r u blind...look at your cher reject back up dancers asking me about my life to make themselves feel better. :lmao: pixie askin me what car i drive, and the year. bsgal askin if im married.... chasey asking what happened to my house and my ex.....etc etc.

BELEIVE ME THESE B!TCHES CARE. :huggy: look at all the karma I get.

:lmao: and your Mr. Fruity Zulu Booty needs to go somewhere....you jumped on the bandwagon a lil too late....NO FAYGS ALLOWED.

I don't really care. I'm really just looking to point and laugh and say "ha ha I'm better than you." :yay:

baileydog
07-11-2007, 02:58 PM
NO FAYGS ALLOWED. Arent we allowed to say ### on here.


Guess not!

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 02:59 PM
This was sent to me in a PM...

Just look for this in Banerster standing next to an Acura integra

Qurious (http://www.dangerdave.com.au/adult-links/Detailed/41209.shtml)

BS Gal
07-11-2007, 02:59 PM
what r u blind...look at your cher reject back up dancers asking me about my life to make themselves feel better. :lmao: pixie askin me what car i drive, and the year. bsgal askin if im married.... chasey asking what happened to my house and my ex.....etc etc.

BELEIVE ME THESE B!TCHES CARE. :huggy: look at all the karma I get.

:lmao: and your Mr. Fruity Zulu Booty needs to go somewhere....you jumped on the bandwagon a lil too late....NO FAYGS ALLOWED.
I also threw in a helpful hint about Scott tissue being on sale.

nachomama
07-11-2007, 02:59 PM
what r u blind...look at your cher reject back up dancers asking me about my life to make themselves feel better. :lmao: pixie askin me what car i drive, and the year. bsgal askin if im married.... chasey asking what happened to my house and my ex.....etc etc.

BELEIVE ME THESE B!TCHES CARE. :huggy: look at all the karma I get.

:lmao: and your Mr. Fruity Zulu Booty needs to go somewhere....you jumped on the bandwagon a lil too late....NO FAYGS ALLOWED.

:buttkick: I am NOT a Cher reject backup dancer. I am a Shakira reject backup dancer. :drama:

And his Mr. Fruity Zulu Booty can stay right where it's at. We luvs him.

And I honestly could get a good shiat less about you, queerious. It doesn't matter what you *say* you have, I know I'm better off than you, as are most of us on here. Y? Because we don't have to brag about what we have and make other people feel inferior to us.

missperky
07-11-2007, 03:00 PM
This was sent to me in a PM...

Just look for this in Banerster standing next to an Acura integra

Qurious (http://www.dangerdave.com.au/adult-links/Detailed/41209.shtml)

OMG! :faint:

:lmao:

Tinkerbell
07-11-2007, 03:01 PM
Man, when Vrai comes back from BWI, she is sooooo gonna delete this thread. :lmao:
:lmao: Maybe this should be in fight club, huh?


Q > Please don't have children...ever. TIA

Chain729
07-11-2007, 03:03 PM
others show boobies....

:snickle:

Boobies?! Where?! :worthless

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 03:04 PM
what r u blind...look at your cher reject back up dancers asking me about my life to make themselves feel better. :lmao: pixie askin me what car i drive, and the year. bsgal askin if im married.... chasey asking what happened to my house and my ex.....etc etc.

BELEIVE ME THESE B!TCHES CARE. :huggy: look at all the karma I get.

:lmao: and your Mr. Fruity Zulu Booty needs to go somewhere....you jumped on the bandwagon a lil too late....NO FAYGS ALLOWED.



They're asking questions, because they are shoveling through the B.S. and finding out how fake you really are... Its quite amusing...

Qurious
07-11-2007, 03:04 PM
I also threw in a helpful hint about Scott tissue being on sale.
:lmao: your game is slick.

You'll come outta no where just asking me a question. I understand your subliminals. But its also a very cowardly act.

Chasey_Lane
07-11-2007, 03:04 PM
I'm better than Pixie because my trailer is newer than hers.

Qurious
07-11-2007, 03:05 PM
They're asking questions, because they are shoveling through the B.S. and finding out how fake you really are... Its quite amusing...

Don't you and Richard have some swordfighting to do? You're boring me. :coffee:

nachomama
07-11-2007, 03:05 PM
I'm better than Pixie because my trailer is newer than hers.

I was better than Pixie until she hooked up with that man with all the kids. :ohwell:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 03:07 PM
Boobies?! Where?! :worthless

*double snicker*

These chicks will do anything to PROVE THEMSELVES on this board....

Saving up for that one special outfit for the M&G just so they won't "look" poor.

YEAH U :popcorn:

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 03:08 PM
I'm better than Pixie because my trailer is newer than hers.

But my Escort is newer than your Cavalier. :rolleyes:

Lugnut
07-11-2007, 03:08 PM
I'm better than Pixie because my trailer is newer than hers.

Not for long. I saw a sign in her yard this morning for Nomo's Construction. Pixies having a new wood deck added on made from the finest Target shipping pallets!

BS Gal
07-11-2007, 03:09 PM
:lmao: your game is slick.

You'll come outta no where just asking me a question. I understand your subliminals. But its also a very cowardly act.
:shrug:

Q, I'm glad you upgraded from the 98 Van. That was one unsafe vehicle.

nachomama
07-11-2007, 03:09 PM
Not for long. I saw a sign in her yard this morning for Nomo's Construction. Pixies having a new wood deck added on made from the finest Target shipping pallets!

:faint: Can you just SEE the jealousy coming out of my wrists? I think I need to just slit them. :bawl:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 03:11 PM
:shrug:

Q, I'm glad you upgraded from the 98 Van. That was one unsafe vehicle.
:lmao: What color was it?

Lugnut
07-11-2007, 03:12 PM
:faint: Can you just SEE the jealousy coming out of my wrists? I think I need to just slit them. :bawl:

Don't do that baby, come over to my place. I got Tang and left overs from McDonalds. I'll make ya feel better, promise...

Maybe I'll even Wife ya!! :wink:

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 03:12 PM
Don't you and Richard have some swordfighting to do? You're boring me. :coffee:


If your're that bored, why do you dust those cob webs off the cooch and go find a man.

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 03:12 PM
Don't do that baby, come over to my place. I got Tang and left overs from McDonalds. I'll make ya feel better, promise...

Maybe I'll even Wife ya!! :wink:

Excuse me. Are you cheating on me again?

BS Gal
07-11-2007, 03:13 PM
:lmao: What color was it?
Bondo?

Chain729
07-11-2007, 03:13 PM
Would someone like to remind me why there are laws against torturing stupid people? :confused:

nachomama
07-11-2007, 03:13 PM
Don't do that baby, come over to my place. I got Tang and left overs from McDonalds. I'll make ya feel better, promise...

Maybe I'll even Wife ya!! :wink:

You really know how to make me feel special. :huggy: I really should be Husbanded. At least that's what Queerious says. :shrug:

And I'll bring the ketchup packets I got in the glove box of the VW Van. They have a little soot on them from the exhaust, but they should be fine.

BS Gal
07-11-2007, 03:14 PM
Don't do that baby, come over to my place. I got Tang and left overs from McDonalds. I'll make ya feel better, promise...

Maybe I'll even Wife ya!! :wink:
Will you wear your Elvis outfit? If so, I'm coming too.

nachomama
07-11-2007, 03:15 PM
If your're that bored, why do you dust those cob webs off the cooch and go find a man.

:easiersaidthandone: Most men I know aren't 10 feet tall, and she'd have to pull her nose out of the air to even notice a man. :ohwell:

Chain729
07-11-2007, 03:16 PM
If your're that bored, why do you dust those cob webs off the cooch and go find a man.

And what makes you think she'd know what to do with him? She spends so much time worrying about how to stay on her pedestal that she can't possibly know what to do in a bed.

nachomama
07-11-2007, 03:17 PM
Will you wear your Elvis outfit? If so, I'm coming too.

If he pulls out the Elvis Costume, all bets are off. He's mine. Even if I have to resort to some of Wars' vitamins to drug him with. I'll be married to him before he comes to.

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 03:17 PM
:easiersaidthandone: Most men I know aren't 10 feet tall, and she'd have to pull her nose out of the air to even notice a man. :ohwell:


I bet if that man waved some money around, she'd get a wiff of those bones and look down....

:golddigger:

baileydog
07-11-2007, 03:18 PM
Boobies?! Where?! :worthless


Please refer to Post #310 for pictures. :lmao:

BS Gal
07-11-2007, 03:20 PM
If he pulls out the Elvis Costume, all bets are off. He's mine. Even if I have to resort to some of Wars' vitamins to drug him with. I'll be married to him before he comes to.
It's bright red with gold trim and it's tight.... :hot:

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 03:20 PM
And what makes you think she'd know what to do with him? She spends so much time worrying about how to stay on her pedestal that she can't possibly know what to do in a bed.


That maybe a good thing... Last thing we need is a bunch of little Qurious's running around.

Chain729
07-11-2007, 03:20 PM
Please refer to Post #310 for pictures. :lmao:

:smack: I meant besides that nasty thing. She could look like the perfect woman, but her f'ed up mind and attitude would still screw it all up.

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 03:21 PM
:smack: I meant besides that nasty thing. She could look like the perfect woman, but her f'ed up mind and attitude would still screw it all up.


:nono: That's me.

Chain729
07-11-2007, 03:21 PM
That maybe a good thing... Last thing we need is a bunch of little Qurious's running around.

No s***!

Chain729
07-11-2007, 03:23 PM
:nono: That's me.

Since when are you black? :confused:

Qurious
07-11-2007, 03:23 PM
:lmao: :smack: I meant besides that nasty thing. She could look like the perfect woman, but her f'ed up mind and attitude would still screw it all up.

I'd have you beggin to suck my toes right after you make my dinner. :duh: your just lik the rest of em'

weak and in need of a REAL WOMAN. :lmao:

nachomama
07-11-2007, 03:25 PM
That maybe a good thing... Last thing we need is a bunch of little Qurious's running around.


That won't happen. She'd have to take time from her busy schedule of shopping for designer fashions in her 93 Acura to be able to care for them.

Lugnut
07-11-2007, 03:26 PM
Excuse me. Are you cheating on me again?

Uhh...

Uhhhh...

No?

pixiegirl
07-11-2007, 03:26 PM
:nono: That's me.

I was talking about being physically a perfect specimen but mentally all effed up. :lol: I was kidding.

nachomama
07-11-2007, 03:27 PM
:lmao:

I'd have you beggin to suck my toes right after you make my dinner. :duh: your just lik the rest of em'

weak and in need of a REAL WOMAN. :lmao:

And so it begins. She's starting to bust on you men. :boxing: Wait till she figures out you're single and raising your daughter.

Lugnut
07-11-2007, 03:27 PM
It's bright red with gold trim and it's tight.... :hot:

And a TOTAL babe magnet (as long as it's not too cold out...)

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 03:28 PM
:lmao:

I'd have you beggin to suck my toes right after you make my dinner. :duh: your just lik the rest of em'

weak and in need of a REAL WOMAN. :lmao:


Just what do you think a real women is???

apparently your not one if your single... And dont even say, you being single is your choice.... There isnt a man alive that would voluntarily put up your your sh!t

Qurious
07-11-2007, 03:28 PM
And so it begins. She's starting to bust on you men. :boxing: Wait till she figures out you're single and raising your daughter.

ewwww. Really? :lmao:

I dont know whether to cry or laugh.

Qurious
07-11-2007, 03:29 PM
Just what do you think a real women is???

apparently your not one if your single... And dont even say, you being single is your choice.... There isnt a man alive that would voluntarily put up your your sh!t

I'm sorry I can't understand flaming fayg speech.

nachomama
07-11-2007, 03:34 PM
Just what do you think a real women is???

apparently your not one if your single... And dont even say, you being single is your choice.... There isnt a man alive that would voluntarily put up your your sh!t

:clap:


Wait a minute...:confused:

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 03:35 PM
I'm sorry I can't understand flaming fayg speech.


Im sorry... Should I speak ghetto... Maybe you can understand that better...


No joe goin to put up with yo trick ass... dats why you aint gots no man.

Maybe if yous spent mo time in da kitchin an less time flappin yo lips, ya might have one

Qurious
07-11-2007, 03:40 PM
Im sorry... Should I speak ghetto... Maybe you can understand that better...


No joe goin to put up with yo trick ass... dats why you aint gots no man.

Maybe if yous spent mo time in da kitchin an less time flappin yo lips, ya might have one

Hmmmm so all the ladies on this board that are single because of choice in fact really aren't but they just aren't real women? Or are you just talking about me?

Trying to make sure you're not being bias here. :popcorn:

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 03:42 PM
Hmmmm so all the ladies on this board that are single because of choice in fact really aren't but they just aren't real women? Or are you just talking about me?

Trying to make sure you're not being bias here. :popcorn:


Is jus talkin abouts you

Cowgirl
07-11-2007, 03:43 PM
Hmmmm so all the ladies on this board that are single because of choice in fact really aren't but they just aren't real women? Or are you just talking about me?

Trying to make sure you're not being bias here. :popcorn:


:banghead: That's "biased."

Qurious
07-11-2007, 03:43 PM
Is jus talkin abouts you
:lmao: Go figure.

I know your loose bias booty couldn't make such a generalized statement and apply it to ALL the women, just the woman that is calling you a fayg.

:lmao:

LordStanley
07-11-2007, 03:48 PM
:lmao: Go figure.

I know your loose bias booty couldn't make such a generalized statement and apply it to ALL the women, just the woman that is calling you a fayg.

:lmao:


There is nothing woman about you!

Chain729
07-11-2007, 04:35 PM
:lmao:

I'd have you beggin to suck my toes right after you make my dinner. :duh: your just lik the rest of em'

weak and in need of a REAL WOMAN. :lmao:

With that attitude I doubt even a 16 boy would touch you, even if he was drunk and spent all night watching porn.

Weak? :killingme You think strength comes from running your mouth. You don't have a clue about what strength is.

I need a real woman? :lmao: I have women begging to be mine that are leagues above you. Go back to your "single A" men.

Chain729
07-11-2007, 04:38 PM
I was talking about being physically a perfect specimen but mentally all effed up. :lol: I was kidding.

I thought we were talking about boobie pics...

Of course, you can't be all f'ed up- you're willing to feed me. :lol:

cdsulhoff
07-11-2007, 04:58 PM
Wrong. I refuse to waste oodles of money on name brands. When I do buy name brand it is because it is on sale. It is not that I do not have the money, it is because I choose to invest my money in my kids' education rather than name brand clothes that they will quickly grow out of. Just because something is not name brand it does not mean that it is not quality. You are not a parent. You will understand one day if you ever get to have children.

You know I don't agree with you and do give you crap, But I have to agree with you here. I can afford to buy whatever I want but, The reason I have money is because I don't buy those name brand clothes and if I do it is on sale.. I let others buy me the expensive stuff. :killingme Why buy one pair of shoes for $500+ when you can have a closet filled with shoes. My boys get nice clothes but I tell you this I wait until it is on sale.. They are at the age where they don't respect their clothes.. It is not impressive that you can afford expensive stuff, it's a waste of money.

Hey Q are they Malano from the Farmers Market in Hughesville!!

mommarock
07-11-2007, 05:34 PM
Y so you can send one of your rugrats with a louisville slugger to it?

:lmao:


I do believe her bat is alot more expensive than that! :lmao:

mommarock
07-11-2007, 05:38 PM
:confused:

Sorry, no habla crack whore. :shrug:


:killingme :killingme

mommarock
07-11-2007, 05:48 PM
You must spread some reputation around before giving to Nacho!

sockgirl77
07-11-2007, 06:33 PM
B!tch you betta not EVER come out of pocket again. You on baby number 3 and still aint married???!!!! Awwwwwwwwwwww hell no.....

You better never say nothing about no one's life EVER AGAIN....people in glass houses shouldn't throw payless shoes B!tch!!! :popcorn: :lmao:

*let me go eat my Pepperidge Farm cookie* This swamp rat got me tired... :coffee:
Psst...I have a man. He pays the bills and my name is on the house as well. You drive a freaking Acura. Not like you drive a damn Beemer or Lexus. :rolleyes:

missperky
07-11-2007, 06:41 PM
Psst...I have a man. He pays the bills and my name is on the house as well. You drive a freaking Acura. Not like you drive a damn Beemer or Lexus. :rolleyes:

Where'd you find that post?

I have 10 damn kids and I am not married...WTH?.



:mad:

sockgirl77
07-11-2007, 06:44 PM
Where'd you find that post?

I have 10 damn kids and I am not married...WTH?.



:mad:
It is a few pages back. I've been married. I'm just fine waiting a little while longer. Things are fine just the way they are.

missperky
07-11-2007, 08:20 PM
B!tch you betta not EVER come out of pocket again. You on baby number 3 and still aint married???!!!! Awwwwwwwwwwww hell no.....

You better never say nothing about no one's life EVER AGAIN....people in glass houses shouldn't throw payless shoes B!tch!!! :popcorn: :lmao:

*let me go eat my Pepperidge Farm cookie* This swamp rat got me tired... :coffee:

:mad:


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