for a newly heartbroken and exceedingly bored girl to do around here besides post on this forum, right?

BTW, I'm new to the forum.

for a newly heartbroken and exceedingly bored girl to do around here besides post on this forum, right?

BTW, I'm new to the forum.

Go workout with WarNutz at Pro Fitness. He's the shimmery one.

Aps is giving free motorcycle rides, you may have to move the bunny though.

Shimmery tends to spread. I don't wanna be shimmery.

:coffee:

By the look of some of these old post it seems he has been looking to give away free rides for awhile now. Makes a girl wonder why he has had to keep lookin for so long.

Bunnies aren't a problem, they boil up nice.

Bunnies aren't a problem, they boil up nice.
"That rabbit's dynamite!"

By the look of some of these old post it seems he has been looking to give away free rides for awhile now.

Wow. You work fast. Do you do taxes?

:lmao:

for a newly heartbroken and exceedingly bored girl to do around here besides post on this forum, right?

BTW, I'm new to the forum.

you realize that this post is the equivelant of throwing a piece of meat into a crok pit

He is highly selective especially since the last time his heart was broken. Very sad actually to see the way dems crushed his spirit.

BTW, I'm new to the forum.

:killingme

you realize that this post is the equivelant of throwing a piece of meat into a crok pit

This post is better than being bored. I got no new episodes of PINKS and no friends I wanna be around. I am at peace with my desperate need for a life.

Go pamper yourself! Nails, hair, massage, facial. That'll fix anything!

I'm pampered out. Now I'm looking for adrenaline. cars, 4-wheelin, mud.

Go pamper yourself! Nails, hair, massage, facial. That'll fix anything!

I do facials....:coffee:

I do facials....:coffee:
betcha don't get paid for it

betcha don't get paid for it

Whats the going rate these days to give facials :gossip:

That would depend on the "facial class" you are interested in.

betcha don't get paid for it

You'd be surprised.

:yawn:

:yawn:

:killingme

chiat

That would depend on the "facial class" you are interested in.

Well Im sure I have a great product and the container takes alot of pumps...what do you think I should charge and or would you pay..

:killingme

chiat

I was hoping this thread would fix my boredism.......:shrug:

I'm rarely surprised. A facial just seems kinda boring, not really something that keeps my humm adrenaline flowing. Looking more for a hot car with a big engine. Yeah, seriously.

I was hoping this thread would fix my boredism.......:shrug:

well we got sumptin in common

We're going 4 wheeling tomorrow. Just got the ATV back from getting some upgrades.

We're going 4 wheeling tomorrow. Just got the ATV back from getting some upgrades.
adding jealousy to my list now. Bored and jealous, hellish combo

adding jealousy to my list now. Bored and jealous, hellish combo

How about going Fishn' ?

well we got sumptin in common

Do you like Nutella?? :coffee:

Fishn' isn't a bad idea but, no license and I gotta have something I can do after the kids are in bed. I'm thinking I need to go dancing. So where to go?

Do you like Nutella?? :coffee:
Only with honey, Dear

Fishn' isn't a bad idea but, no license and I gotta have something I can do after the kids are in bed. I'm thinking I need to go dancing. So where to go?

Roses.

Roses.
I love pole jokes

Fishn' isn't a bad idea but, no license and I gotta have something I can do after the kids are in bed. I'm thinking I need to go dancing. So where to go?

We have a pole here. It was a gag gift.

Only with honey, Dear

It's good with Peanut butter too.........taste like Reeses. :lol:

I love pole jokes

:moon:

:moon:

Sula mentions a pole and you bend over? :eyebrow:

so dancing around here is limited to stage performances?

Sula mentions a pole and you bend over? :eyebrow:
at least he left out the Nutella

Sula mentions a pole and you bend over? :eyebrow:

:killingme

:smack:

at least he left out the Nutella

He seemed more interested in receiving your gift.

i am a giving person takers get sooo old

i am a giving person takers get sooo old

Takers come in all ages :coffee:

yes but the older ones are more experienced at making you think they are giving. Either way, i don't want a pole.

Fishn' isn't a bad idea but, no license and I gotta have something I can do after the kids are in bed. I'm thinking I need to go dancing. So where to go?

How do you make sure they stay in bed once you've snuck out? Do you strap them in or use commercial strength velcro?

yes but the older ones are more experienced at making you think they are giving. Either way, i don't want a pole.

Now it's up to you to recognize why you are attracted to takers, so you can stop the cycle.

Lots of Bait boys..... Just remember what comes next. The switch! :killingme

How do you make sure they stay in bed once you've snuck out? Do you strap them in or use commercial strength velcro?
My good deed for the day will be making sure they are in bed before leaving them in the house with Grandma.

Now it's up to you to recognize why you are attracted to takers, so you can stop the cycle.
stopping cycles, understanding why I do what I do. Sounds like a whole lotta work and I'm just looking for some fun. I'm happy to leave my psyche up to it's own devices. Makes for a fun and unexpected ride.

Lots of Bait boys..... Just remember what comes next. The switch! :killingme

:killingme

My good deed for the day will be making sure they are in bed before leaving them in the house with Grandma.

Why would you want to go out when the Nationwide Series race is on. :confused:

Why would you want to go out when the Nationwide Series race is on. :confused:
NASCAR makes me cry. Thanks for reminding me.

When I'm bored I just open up a bottle of wine. I was bored about 20 mins., now I'm quite happy. :cheers:

NASCAR makes me cry. Thanks for reminding me.Hence your sitting home alone. :yay:

Hence your sitting home alone. :yay:
I can't decide if your quick...or not?

I used to be scared to drink before 5:00 now I'm scared to drink before 6:00. One more hour! :lol:

When I'm bored I just open up a bottle of wine. I was bored about 20 mins., now I'm quite happy. :cheers:I have boneless teriaki (sp) wings. :yum:

I used to be scared to drink before 5:00 now I'm scared to drink before 6:00. One more hour! :lol:

What are you scared of? :lol:

I have boneless teriaki (sp) wings. :yum:

I need more meat than that. :really:

stopping cycles, understanding why I do what I do. Sounds like a whole lotta work and I'm just looking for some fun. I'm happy to leave my psyche up to it's own devices. Makes for a fun and unexpected ride.

Actually, it makes for a predictable outcome. :coffee:

I used to be scared to drink before 5:00 now I'm scared to drink before 6:00. One more hour! :lol:
Do you mean 5:00 am???? I'm afraid not to drink before 5 pm

Go pamper yourself! , massage, facial. That'll fix anything!

I can help out with these two items.


Oh wait that is another of slotteds MPDs:jameo:

Actually, it makes for a predictable outcome. :coffee:
Are we waxing philosophical? Surely I am not to be expected to take responsiblity for my own Operation Charlie Foxtrot.

I need more meat than that. :really:

:popcorn:

:popcorn:
She knows where I keep her meat. :whistle:

Does Peking have good Shrimp with Broccoli?

Hey sula what kinda motorcycle do ride?

are you chubby?

what color are your aerolas?

She knows where I keep her meat. :whistle:

:buddies:

She knows where I keep her meat. :whistle:

Hold the teriyaki next time. It was a little too spicy. :blushing:

Hey sula what kinda motorcycle do ride?

are you chubby?

what color are your aerolas?
I think you gotta buy me dinner for that info. McDonalds will work but, I don't like Burger King.

what color are your aerolas?

What's good color? Wait, what's a bad color?

:twitch:

I think you gotta buy me dinner for that info. McDonalds will work but, I don't like Burger King.



I Like the whopper F#@$% the Big Mac:larry:

Dougy likes em anyway he can get em. :killingme

What's good color? Wait, what's a bad color?

I dont think there is a bad color:cartwheel

Dougy likes em dark. :killingme

My favorite color on you is clear.:hot:


its an old elvis quote

I dont think there is a bad color:cartwheel

Oh ok. I was going to post a pic of mine and let you tell me if they were ok, but I guess I don't have to now. :lol:

:twitch:

Yea, I threw up Nutella in my mouth a little bit

Oh ok. I was going to post a pic of mine and let you tell me if they were ok, but I guess I don't have to now. :lol:

:worthless:

My favorite color on you is clear.:hot:


its an old elvis quote

:love:

Yea, I threw up Nutella in my mouth a little bit

So many jokes........so little time. :lol:

So many jokes........so little time. :lol:


:smoochy: :howdy:

So many jokes........so little time. :lol:

:lmao:

I Like the whopper F#@$% the Big Mac:larry:
I'll eat a whopper if I know:

what kind of motorcycle to you drive?

Are you chubby?

what color are your aerolas?

you really proud of your Gold Wings?

I'll eat a whopper if I know:

what kind of motorcycle to you drive?

Are you chubby?

what color are your aerolas?

you really proud of your Gold Wings?

So its a date I will ride my bike up to the burgerking on greatmills road and meet you around 6:30?

man, class. burger king on great mills. hope i don't get hit with any randomly shot arrows. what kind of bike was that 10 spd, 15 spd? Did the wings come with the bike?

:smoochy: :howdy:

:howdy:

So its a date I will ride my bike up to the burgerking on greatmills road and meet you around 6:30?

At least upgrade and go to the one in First Colony or Solomons.

Can she ride on your handle bars.

I like to live dangerously hangin in da hood
Plus I ured if we hit it off there is always the A&E

man, class. burger king on great mills. hope i don't get hit with any randomly shot arrows. what kind of bike was that 10 spd, 15 spd? Did the wings come with the bike?


Welcome to the NutHouse, Sula ! :howdy:

You seem to be very comfortable and well acclimated with things around here! :cool:

Almost like you have been here before. DejaVu :cheers:

I like to live dangerously hangin in da hood
Plus I ured if we hit it off there is always the A&E
I'm always a sucker for free pay channels.

Welcome to the NutHouse, Sula ! :howdy:

You seem to be very comfortable and well acclimated with things around here! :cool:

Almost like you have been here before. DejaVu :cheers:
Haven't been here before, just not real concerned about making a good first impression. Seems to work well here.

Haven't been here before, just not real concerned about making a good first impression. Seems to work well here.

So you gonna PM me them digits or what?:flowers:

So you gonna PM me them digits or what?:flowers:
Maybe the middle one, Sweetie

Do you mean 5:00 am???? I'm afraid not to drink before 5 pm

So, you're an alcoholic single mother who lives with her mother. :cheers:

So, you're an alcoholic single mother who lives with her mother. :cheers:
Yeah, kinda sucks. Thanks for putting it in simple terms for me.

oh and my Mom lives with me. Cheers!

Boy, this thread died real fast after that last post........

Boy, this thread died real fast after that last post........



I was really wishing for a coke head:whistle:

I cant have someone that gets drunker than me!:otter:

I was really wishing for a coke head:whistle:

I cant have someone that gets drunker than me!:otter:
Your very picky and I hold my liquor well, dang it!

did someone say something about me and coke? it's not true, i swear!

Heh... can we go back to the nutella and the pole?

That actually made me chuckle.

Now it's becoming meaningless superficial semi sarcastic but not funny drivel.

Well Sula, we were 4 wheelin' today. Some of the single guys said that you should send a pic and you may be invited next time. Hope you ok with riding Biatch. :lmao:

Well Sula, we were 4 wheelin' today. Some of the single guys said that you should send a pic and you may be invited next time. Hope you ok with riding Biatch. :lmao:
Enjoy the ride. Maybe some of the single guys should send a pic and I can decide if I wanna ride biatch. It's a beautiful day, enjoy it!

Your a quick one. You are going to fit in just fine over here. :buddies:

Enjoy the ride. Maybe some of the single guys should send a pic and I can decide if I wanna ride biatch. It's a beautiful day, enjoy it!

there are plenty of pics...you just have to look for em :yay:

Your very picky and I hold my liquor well, dang it!



let go of my ears I know what I am doing:smack:

let go of my ears I know what I am doing:smack:
you used to girls trying to guide the slide?

you used to girls trying to guide the slide?

well how do you hold your licker?

I hold mines hair. Or the back of the neck.:spank:

I hold mines hair. Or the back of the neck.:spank:
Hey! You supposed to be out muddin it up. You just a tease?

well how do you hold your licker?
on it's stick. I like the ones with gum in the center. Only cherry flavored.

No we went this morning. We rode about 15 miles and figured it was time to come home clean up and watch the race.

No we went this morning. We rode about 15 miles and figured it was time to come home clean up and watch the race.
I wanna go to Vegas. Enjoy the race.

I guess I am the bored one now as I read every page of this thread. It was riveting!!!!:lmao:

Sula, you play too well not to be an MPD.

I guess I am the bored one now as I read every page of this thread. It was riveting!!!!:lmao:

Sula, you play too well not to be an MPD.
Don't know what to tell ya about that? I have lots of issues MPD's not one of them.

I guess I am the bored one now as I read every page of this thread. It was riveting!!!!:lmao:

Sula, you play too well not to be an MPD.

:lmao:

Don't know what to tell ya about that? I have lots of issues MPD's not one of them.
Hey flomaster, just noticed your av. Is that yours? If so I'm willing to throw myself under some strange forum bus and say I could use your help.

Don't know what to tell ya about that? I have lots of issues MPD's not one of them.

No need to tell me me anything. Just an observation. Do you even no what and MPD is with regard to this zoo? :lmao:

Hey flomaster, just noticed your av. Is that yours? If so I'm willing to throw myself under some strange forum bus and say I could use your help.


Why yes, yes it is mine! :really:

No need to tell me me anything. Just an observation. Do you even no what and MPD is with regard to this zoo? :lmao:
I assume that it is multiple personality and you think I am an old member pretending to be new. At least that is what it has been on other forums I have been on. Now about the car...

Why yes, yes it is mine! :really:

:drool:

:drool:


Although appreciated, guys drooling on the car just doesn't have the same affect!!!! :lmao: Just about time to start getting her show ready!!! Need to find out when the coming out show is.

Although appreciated, guys drooling on the car just doesn't have the same affect!!!! :lmao: Just about time to start getting her show ready!!! Need to find out when the coming out show is.
Girls Rule, Boys Drool

Girls Rule, Boys Drool

Girls rule? Feeling like I should be watching the cartoon network now! :lmao:

Girls rule? Feeling like I should be watching the cartoon network now! :lmao:
Welcome to my world. That is even without the kids.

Welcome to my world. That is even without the kids.

Now Sponge Bob Square pants, he rules in my house!!!! :lmao:

Now Sponge Bob Square pants, he rules in my house!!!! :lmao:
SpongeBob is some intellectual humor. I have to be in the mood for him.

SpongeBob is some intellectual humor. I have to be in the mood for him.


Well my little one has daddy wrapped tight so I don't have an option!!!! I like making the pirate sound with her in the beginning of every show. Ooooooooooooooooooooooo who lives in a pineapple under the sea.............:lmao:

Well my little one has daddy wrapped tight so I don't have an option!!!! I like making the pirate sound with her in the beginning of every show. Ooooooooooooooooooooooo who lives in a pineapple under the sea.............:lmao:
wish I did.

Although appreciated, guys drooling on the car just doesn't have the same affect!!!! :lmao: Just about time to start getting her show ready!!! Need to find out when the coming out show is.


Lemme know what you find FLo....im dying to start the show season..

for a newly heartbroken and exceedingly bored girl to do around here besides post on this forum, right?

BTW, I'm new to the forum.How can you be bored with four kids :confused:

She is not bored that was code for rebound sex.

She is not bored that was code for rebound sex.

:roflmao:

How can you be bored with four kids :confused:

She forgot to put Head in front of Board :coffee:

She forgot to put Head in front of Board :coffee:

:whistle: Im just following you around today rack'm :lmao:

:whistle: Im just following you around today rack'm :lmao:

I see :spank:

Shimmery tends to spread. I don't wanna be shimmery.

:eyebrow:

Aps is giving free motorcycle rides, you may have to move the bunny though.

:smack: How many time I gotta tell you it's mustache rides

It's so nice to be with people who understand me so well. There is just such a connection to you all. I'm just all verklempt. Thank you, thank you so much, really, I mean it.

It's so nice to be with people who understand me so well. There is just such a connection to you all. I'm just all verklempt. Thank you, thank you so much, really, I mean it.

:yay:

I'm pampered out. Now I'm looking for adrenaline. cars, 4-wheelin, mud.

Why do I think this MPD is trying to get my attention:lmao:

I'm pampered out. Now I'm looking for adrenaline. cars, 4-wheelin, mud.



do you own a Jeep or other 4 wheel drive ...........

STBX took the four wheeler. I'm thinkin about making it into a song. I do have a four wheel drive vehicle, not really the muddin type vehicle though.