You want a guy whose car breaks down once a week to inspect a car for you? You must be a ####in rocket scientist....:doh: poor bastard...

GFY. It does not.

The ####er spends more time at Hertz than OJ...:roflmao:

:killingme

The ####er spends more time at Hertz than OJ...:roflmao:

:killingme

so have we decided on a date and time for the hooter thing?

GFY. It does not.
:baboonass:

:baboonass:

The Saab has been put through a beating lately. If something goes wrong this weekend. I'm calling you to come pick me up. Even if it's 5 miles from my house. :mad:

The Saab has been put through a beating lately. If something goes wrong this weekend. I'm calling you to come pick me up. Even if it's 5 miles from my house. :mad:
And I would be there.....

so have we decided on a date and time for the hooter thing?

LOL did you read this thread? :lmao:

LOL did you read this thread? :lmao:

a lil bit

:smoochy: Awww I think it's :love:....I know ICit couldn't make Friday, how about you?

I'll have to check my social calendar. :tap:






Well, that's a lie, I'll have to see about a sitter for the little one. That and I'm a little too white to be caught driving thru the dork alone. :whistle:

The ####er spends more time at Hertz than OJ...:roflmao:

:roflmao:

That and I'm a little too white to be caught driving thru the dork alone. :whistle:
Who said anything about the dork for Friday? :confused:

I'll have to check my social calendar. :tap:






Well, that's a lie, I'll have to see about a sitter for the little one. That and I'm a little too white to be caught driving thru the dork alone. :whistle:

Is that a funny typo or did I miss something? :lol:

OK I'm ready for happy hour today!!!! :buddies: :lmao:

Ok where are we going? :buddies:

I'll have to check my social calendar. :tap:






Well, that's a lie, I'll have to see about a sitter for the little one. That and I'm a little too white to be caught driving thru the dork alone. :whistle:

I don't go the dork by myself either. :twitch: But we are going to :gossip: on Friday...much closer.

Ok where are we going? :buddies:

Hmmm... IDK I heard the DewDrop is a happening bar :whistle:

Is that a funny typo or did I miss something? :lol:

Apparently I'm a little too blonde to keep up with this thread too. Where is everyone going Friday?

Apparently I'm a little too blonde to keep up with this thread too. Where is everyone going Friday?

Friday? Ok I'm lost

:jameo::jameo::jameo::confused:

who? what? where? why? when?

All I know is we need gloves!

Hmmm... IDK I heard the DewDrop is a happening bar :whistle:

Have to ask Mojo about that.

Hmmm... IDK I heard the DewDrop is a happening bar :whistle:

about as happening as some kids basement...i honestly dont know why that hole is so popular

:jameo::jameo::jameo::confused:

who? what? where? why? when?

All I know is we need gloves!

OK I'm blonde and need a beer lol
I dont know whats up on Friday but I'm so going out tonight.

about as happening as some kids basement...i honestly dont know why that hole is so popular

Its popular?

about as happening as some kids basement...i honestly dont know why that hole is so popular

x2 :lmao:

OK I'm blonde and need a beer lol
I dont know whats up on Friday but I'm so going out tonight.

You going out in Waldorf or down south?

You going out in Waldorf or down south?

i vote waldorf

i vote waldorf

Thats alot closer for me!

Thats alot closer for me!

:howdy:

Thats alot closer for me!

What about my babies. They need to be let out.. They would be DANCING by the time I got home

What about my babies. They need to be let out.. They would be DANCING by the time I got home

Ok, then you pick the place.

Ok, then you pick the place.

My house :wink: Anyone else want come? :whistle:

My house :wink: Anyone else want come? :whistle:

I don't want come, but I would like to go :huggy:

My house :wink: Anyone else want come? :whistle:

I'm there!! Do you have a twister game?

I don't want come, but I would like to go :huggy:

OOMMGMGGGGGG LOL WHAT A TYPO!! I'm not fixing that one LMAO

I don't want come, but I would like to go :huggy:
:killingme

I'm there!! Do you have a twister game?
I have the Twister game

I have the Twister game

who has the baby oil?

I have the Twister game

Bring it. Party at kelb's house!!:yahoo::yahoo:

What time did you get there? We were sitting at a table by the back of the bar. We stayed until around 9:30 I think and then rolled to Dew Drop, it was rocking last night :lol:


I was there from about 7:30-9:30 & I had people with me. We started out at one of the side booths near the bar & moved outside.

I was there from about 7:30-9:30 & I had people with me. We started out at one of the side booths near the bar & moved outside.

We were still there. Did you see the guy wearing gloves and throwing drinks.


That was Mojo:killingme

We were still there. Did you guy wearing gloves and throwing drinks.


That was Mojo:killingme

After a few beers I was feeling pretty loose so I left the gloves off

After a few beers I was feeling pretty loose so I left the gloves off

:lmao:

We were still there. Did you see the guy wearing gloves and throwing drinks.


That was Mojo:killingme

The one that looked like he peed himself was Rich.

After a few beers I was feeling pretty loose so I left the gloves off

I've decided my a$$ is way to fat to be this white. Can you help me out?

The one that looked like he peed himself was Rich.

omg, :roflmao: I just remember you saying "Forget the table, wipe him off" I wasn't about to do that :nono: especially gloveless :lol:

omg, :roflmao: I just remember you saying "Forget the table, wipe him off" I wasn't about to do that :nono: especially gloveless :lol:

With ICiT now pregnant with your triplets, I won't leave home without my gloves again.

The one that looked like he peed himself was Rich.

:hot:

:hot:

You like it when rich pees on himself... :lol: you are officially getting added to "the list" SOMDGIRL get on it

The one that looked like he peed himself was Rich.
:killingme:killingme:killingme

You like it when rich pees on himself... :lol: you are officially getting added to "the list" SOMDGIRL get on it

Sure, but next time I need a discount at Mr. Tire, you better get fd to hook me up.

Sure, but next time I need a discount at Mr. Tire, you better get fd to hook me up.

LOL thats my personal connection.. :whistle:

LOL thats my personal connection.. :whistle:

I consider him a friend, but I don't have the right "equipment".

I did see a guy in tan cargo shorts that looked like he had peed himself.:lmao: If it was a table full of guys then I just walked past you on my way outside.

I consider him a friend, but I don't have the right "equipment".

Hmm so do you know who I am then?

I consider him a friend, but I don't have the right "equipment".

:rolleyes: Like he cares about that :lol:

I did see a guy in tan cargo shorts that looked like he had peed himself.:lmao: If it was a table full of guys then I just walked past you on my way outside.

No, we were in the back corner by the door. Pixie is pretty flat chested so you may have mistaken her for one of the guys :shrug:

I did see a guy in tan cargo shorts that looked like he had peed himself.:lmao: If it was a table full of guys then I just walked past you on my way outside.

He removed his shorts after Mojo peed on him. Did you see the nekked guy sitting next to the little asian guy?

He removed his shorts after Mojo peed on him. Did you see the nekked guy sitting next to the little asian guy?

Now you've crossed the line :mad:

No, we were in the back corner by the door. Pixie is pretty flat chested so you may have mistaken her for one of the guys :shrug:

:roflmao:

Hmm so do you know who I am then?
No.
He removed his shorts after Mojo peed on him. Did you see the nekked guy sitting next to the little asian guy?
:eyebrow: I guess it's all relative.

Pixie is pretty flat chested so you may have mistaken her for one of the guys :shrug:

More than a mouthfull is a waste anyway.

No.

:eyebrow: I guess it's all relative.

:lmao: I think she was referring to what I used to pee on him with :ohwell:

He removed his shorts after Mojo peed on him. Did you see the nekked guy sitting next to the little asian guy?

No.

:eyebrow: I guess it's all relative.

It was cold in there :shrug:

No.

:eyebrow: I guess it's all relative.

funny your brought up Mr. Tire then :lol:

It was cold in there :shrug:

:huggy:

:rolleyes: Like he cares about that :lol:



No, we were in the back corner by the door. Pixie is pretty flat chested so you may have mistaken her for one of the guys :shrug:

I'm not one of the "guys" and neither is ICIT and neither is SOMdGirl...I see how it is...:mad:

funny your brought up Mr. Tire then :lol:

I've heard about you from him, doesn't mean I know you. :yay:

I've heard about you from him, doesn't mean I know you. :yay:

LMAO OH! Another one of those!! !:lol: Well I hope it was good atleast! :buddies:

LMAO OH! Another one of those!! !:lol: Well I hope it was good atleast! :buddies:

He said that you were butt ugly and he felt bad so he gave you this ridiculous discount. :lol:

He said that you were butt ugly and he felt bad so he gave you this ridiculous discount. :lol:

LMAO.. Thats what people keep telling me... I have gotten PM's asking me just how ugly I was

LMAO.. Thats what people keep telling me... I have gotten PM's asking me just how ugly I was

As long as you put it to work for you, I don't see a problem. :killingme

As long as you put it to work for you, I don't see a problem. :killingme

I need to go back to him soon. I need a good lube job done very soon!!! :whistle:

I need to go back to him soon. I need a good lube job done very soon!!! :whistle:

Tell that bobbleheaded ####er that I said hi.

I'm the best looking guy on the forums, I'll rotate your tires :evil:

:high5:

I'm the best looking guy on the forums, I'll rotate your tires :evil:

You dont want to talk to me.. Im the ugliest chick on here :whistle: You could do better

I just had my balls put back into the purse. :smile:

I just had my balls put back into the purse. :smile:

:rolleyes:<----- That's me.

:rolleyes:<----- That's me.

:roflmao: :smoochy:

:roflmao: :smoochy:

Now my cute pink purse is all tainted.

:rolleyes: Like he cares about that :lol:



No, we were in the back corner by the door. Pixie is pretty flat chested so you may have mistaken her for one of the guys :shrug:


I'm sure I walked right past you guys & Pixie. Was she wearing a white shirt?

I'm not one of the "guys" and neither is ICIT and neither is SOMdGirl...I see how it is...:mad:

You know he's just trying to trick us into showing him our boobs so he can take a picture, right?

Now my cute pink purse is all tainted.

:taint:






:killingme

:taint:






:killingme

Fitting isn't it! :jet: :lmao:

You know he's just trying to trick us into showing him our boobs so he can take a picture, right?

Ohhhhhh....silly me. :huggy:

:lmao: I think she was referring to what I used to pee on him with :ohwell:

I smell a fetish. Pun intended.

I need to go back to him soon. I need a good lube job done very soon!!! :whistle:

I go to lunch and come back to this. Thats pretty :hot:


I know a shop:whistle:

I go to lunch and come back to this. Thats pretty :hot:


I know a shop:whistle:

haha You never know whats going to come out of my mouth! :whistle:

haha You never know whats going to come out of my mouth! :whistle:

:killingmethats sig material right there.

After a few beers I was feeling pretty loose so I left the gloves off


And see what you did? :whistle:

FYI I wasnt bad either! :killingme

You know he's just trying to trick us into showing him our boobs so he can take a picture, right?
Im cool with it!


Hey MOJO with or without jewelry? Thats my question :jet:

I was there from about 7:30-9:30 & I had people with me. We started out at one of the side booths near the bar & moved outside.

Did one of you have a brown skirt/dress on?

Im cool with it!


Hey MOJO with or without jewelry? Thats my question :jet:

:shocked:

I'm sure I walked right past you guys & Pixie. Was she wearing a white shirt?

Green shirt

Ohhhhhh....silly me. :huggy:

I looked down your shirt plenty of times when Wiley wasn't looking :hot:

I smell a fetish. Pun intended.

Can you help me with it :huggy:

Im cool with it!

Hey MOJO with or without jewelry? Thats my question :jet:

Without please, I don't want to be distracted :huggy:

Without please, I don't want to be distracted :huggy:


Really? How would that really distract you???? Your just looking... not like you will have you :gossip: on my :gossip: :killingme :jet:

Without please, I don't want to be distracted :huggy:

If you only knew where the jewelry was, you would be drawn to it like stink on shiat.

:killingmethats sig material right there.

OMG haha

If you only knew where the jewelry was, you would be drawn to it like stink on shiat.

Sounds like we need to get a good game of hot or cold going next time :hot:

Sounds like we need to get a good game of hot or cold going next time :hot:

Or show and tell :lmao:

Or show and tell :lmao:

Damn, I was at least trying to get a little foreplay going :lol:

Damn, I was at least trying to get a little foreplay going :lol:

You already had that (with war) at least that's what I call it when I rub a man down from head to toe.

You already had that (with war) at least that's what I call it when I rub a man down from head to toe.

I had gloves on :tantrum

You already had that (with war) at least that's what I call it when I rub a man down from head to toe.

That ain't foreplay for mojo, that's second nature. :shrug:

We're going to do this again this Wednesday at the Tides, 5-7. This isn't a singles mixer or anything like that, just a chance for some young people to get together and make some friends and hang out midweek.

Thistle, did we scare you away :confused:

Thistle, did we scare you away :confused:

I bet he was NOT at CIP last night

I had gloves on :tantrum


Hell gloves or not.... Im all up for some foreplay!!

Zip it SOMDGIRL!! :smack: :killingme Let ICit have some fun!!! Just sit back and UCanCit :lmao:

I've decided my a$$ is way to fat to be this white. Can you help me out?

I had gloves on :tantrum

Damn, I was at least trying to get a little foreplay going :lol:

If you want to insist it doesn't count because you had gloves on, fine. But you never replied to my request earlier.

Hell gloves or not.... Im all up for some foreplay!!

Zip it SOMDGIRL!! :smack: :killingme Let ICit have some fun!!! Just sit back and UCanCit :lmao:

did I just hear a new MPD?

did I just hear a new MPD?
:killingme:popcorn:

If you want to insist it doesn't count because you had gloves on, fine. But you never replied to my request earlier.

HEY MOJO
If you help her out .... I will hold your "stuff" out of the way!!! Heck ... it doesnt matter now that Im having triplets but I will still wear glove just for GP :whistle: :coffee:

HEY MOJO
If you help her out .... I will hold your "stuff" out of the way!!! Heck ... it doesnt matter now that Im having triplets but I will still wear glove just for GP :whistle: :coffee:

Oh no, where's Mo?

Oh no, where's Mo?



1. fell off his chair just thinking about it
2. in the delivery room having another kid (not mine right now)
3. rubbing down some guy at his work that he convince its ok to do it....
because it doesnt count... he is wearing gloves
4. he cant handle it


:jet: :killingme :popcorn:

1. fell off his chair just thinking about it
2. in the delivery room having another kid (not mine right now)
3. rubbing down some guy at his work that he convince its ok to do it....
because it doesnt count... he is wearing gloves
4. he cant handle it


:jet: :killingme :popcorn:

make it a poll

1. fell off his chair just thinking about it
2. in the delivery room having another kid (not mine right now)
3. rubbing down some guy at his work that he convince its ok to do it....
because it doesnt count... he is wearing gloves
4. he cant handle it


:jet: :killingme :popcorn:

I'm guessing #3 :lmao:

I'm guessing #3 :lmao:

that was gonna be mine as well :buddies:

Damnit, :roflmao: :killingme I love all of you :huggy:

Damnit, :roflmao: :killingme I love all of you :huggy:

did anyone tell them that once you hang out with mojo, you are put on the hens "cant associate with list" anymore

did anyone tell them that once you hang out with mojo, you are put on the hens "cant associate with list" anymore

who are the hens? :shrug: and is this a bad thing or a good thing?

did anyone tell them that once you hang out with mojo, you are put on the hens "cant associate with list" anymore

:lol: We let them know all about it

who are the hens? :shrug: and is this a bad thing or a good thing?

Remember the conversation we had about "The other forum people" :lol:

did anyone tell them that once you hang out with mojo, you are put on the hens "cant associate with list" anymore

I think something like that was said.... oh well :howdy: I was gonna hijack his phone the other night after he text you and send you a nice pic
:whistle:

Remember the conversation we had about "The other forum people" :lol:

:whistle:


:lmao:

Remember the conversation we had about "The other forum people" :lol:

but you never told me who the "other forum people" are, so I don't know who hates me now cause I'm mojo tainted.

I think something like that was said.... oh well :howdy: I was gonna hijack his phone the other night after he text you and send you a nice pic
:whistle:

apparently My wife, son and I walked right past the table. I didnt see Mojo.

apparently My wife, son and I walked right past the table. I didnt see Mojo.

he was too busy tainting us to notice you too.

I smell the "great forum divid of 08'" brewing.

he was too busy tainting us to notice you too.

:lmao: You're lucky Slotted wasn't there, between the 2 of us you would have been carried off in a Hazmat truck

apparently My wife, son and I walked right past the table. I didnt see Mojo.

He was under the table wiping Rich off :jet:

I smell the "great forum divid of 08'" brewing.

I have not met mojo but somdgirl and I are.. well "close" hehe what side does that put me on?

He was under the table wiping Rich off :jet:

:tantrum I only wiped the table :lol:. Warnuts is going to see this crap and break up with me

You guys have used TAINT several times..... :killingme:killingme

I have not met mojo but somdgirl and I are.. well "close" hehe what side does that put me on?
the good side... :howdy:

You guys have used TAINT several times..... :killingme:killingme

They have a used taint? ew

I have not met mojo but somdgirl and I are.. well "close" hehe what side does that put me on?

somdgirl is on mojo's side now. And if you're not with us, you're against us! :killingme

:tantrum I only wiped the table :lol:. Warnuts is going to see this crap and break up with me

Stop denying it because you forgot to wear the gloves.

OMG I'm soooo with you! :buddies::smoochy:

:tantrum I only wiped the table :lol:. Warnuts is going to see this crap and break up with me
he wont.... he will welcome the "gentle" touch of our gloved hands next year :buddies:

Stop denying it because you forgot to wear the gloves.

:yeahthat: mojo honey, :gossip: can recommend a good doctor if you need to get tested. :lmao:

he wont.... he will welcome the "gentle" touch of our gloved hands next year :buddies:

but we'll still let you watch :diva:

somdgirl is on mojo's side now. And if you're not with us, you're against us! :killingme


Hey dont forget about me.... Im having his next 3 kids. :whistle: At this rate we will have a "team" soon. football, baseball, soccer

He was under the table wiping Rich off :jet:

:twitch:
he was too busy tainting us to notice you too.

you said taint :lmao:

I smell the "great forum divid of 08'" brewing.
Im on what ever side Pixie and Nacho are on :drool:

QUOTE=pixiegirl;3071876]I smell the "great forum divid of 08'" brewing.[/QUOTE]

I'm sticking too, I mean with my man Mojo. Oh and you to Pixie. I haven't meet Slotted yet, but If he is good enough for you two, I don't have a choice but to like him:lmao:

:roflmao: @ all of you clowns

Hey dont forget about me.... Im having his next 3 kids. :whistle: At this rate we will have a "team" soon. football, baseball, soccer

You should do what I did and get spayed. :yay:

:lmao: You're lucky Slotted wasn't there, between the 2 of us you would have been carried off in a Hazmat truck

I'm still trying to get the bleach smell out of my hair as it is.

QUOTE=pixiegirl;3071876]I smell the "great forum divid of 08'" brewing.

I'm sticking too, I mean with my man Mojo. Oh and you to Pixie. I haven't meet Slotted yet, but If he is good enough for you two, I don't have a choice but to like him:lmao:[/QUOTE]

You always have a choice.




:lmao:
I hate it when someone f's up the quote thingy.

I'm still trying to get the bleach smell out of my hair as it is.


If you color it black it hides the cooties better.

You should do what I did and get spayed. :yay:

Im begining to think mojo is part mexican. All he has to do is look at a chick and she gets pregnant

I'm sticky too, I mean with my man Mojo.

:fixed:

You always have a choice.

:lmao:

:nono: Once you meet us once, there is no turning back

If you color it black it hides the cooties better.


:lmao:

Im begining to think mojo is part mexican. All he has to do is look at a chick and she gets pregnant

Mojo, you got a little Mexican in ya'?:lmao:

If you color it black it hides the cooties better.

So I should avoid bathing in the bleach after each visit?

If you color it black it hides the cooties better.

Yes, but once you go black you never go back.

If you color it black it hides the cooties better.

once you go black you never go back :killingme

once you go black you never go back :killingme

:whistle:

Im begining to think mojo is part mexican. All he has to do is look at a chick and she gets pregnant

Mojo, you got a little Mexican in ya'?:lmao:

:nono: Don't make me bust out the Spanglish

So I should avoid bathing in the bleach after each visit?


You don't want to get too pale. You want to be able to still resemble all the half asain babies you're going to have.

Yes, but once you go black you never go back.

once you go black you never go back :killingme

Nitwhit is always breaking the rules

Im begining to think mojo is part mexican. All he has to do is look at a chick and she gets pregnant

Tell me about it.... Im having three of them. One from standing too close, one from smacking him and the other from a :huggy:

once you go black you never go back :killingme

Slotted is NOT happy about that. :killingme

Mojo, you got a little Mexican in ya'?:lmao:

heinz 57 He's all mutt.

You don't want to get too pale. You want to be able to still resemble all the half asain babies you're going to have.

The Asian mayo was flying that night :hot:

You don't want to get too pale. You want to be able to still resemble all the half asain babies you're going to have.

Me too? :faint: and I trusted him when he said I wouldn't get pregnant the first time.

The Asian mayo was flying that night :hot:

Can we name it SoMDMojo?

Can we name it SoMDMojo?

That's a grand idea!

I haven't meet Slotted yet, but If he is good enough for you two, I don't have a choice but to like him:lmao:


What about those wild dreams you had? ahhhhh sexy time....

What about those wild dreams you had? ahhhhh sexy time....[/QUOTE]

:wench:
Be nice or no sexy time for you!

That's a grand idea!

Where does the child support line begin?

The Asian mayo was flying that night :hot:

you told me if I took the Asian Mayo :gossip: I wouldnt get knocked up :smack:

Where does the child support line begin?

At the bar. :lmao:

[/QUOTE]:wench: Be nice or no sexy time for you![/QUOTE]

I was being stupid. Let's be stupid together!

At the bar. :lmao:

all of them?

:wench:
Be nice or no sexy time for you!

I was being stupid. Let's be stupid together![/QUOTE]

Let's! Can we hold hands and kiss in public and stuff? :love:

Nitwhit is always breaking the rules

:jet:

all of them?

Most in St. Mary's, A few in Calvert and one or two in DC.

Good luck collecting child support, I already have 12 bebe mommas. With my job at Burger King I can only afford to pay them about 12 dollars a month

Good luck collecting child support, I already have 12 bebe mommas. With my job at Burger King I can only afford to pay them about 12 dollars a month

DO you at least hook them up w/ kids meal every now and then?

Most in St. Mary's, A few in Calvert and one or two in DC.

I think I know where the one is in St. Marys... Its a Roses.... saw a line there last night. :yikes: We all know its not to get in to see the dancers

Good luck collecting child support, I already have 12 bebe mommas. With my job at Burger King I can only afford to pay them about 12 dollars a month

but do they each get free fries to go with their crowns?

Let's! Can we hold hands and kiss in public and stuff? :love:

I would have it no other way, as long as you are cool being seen with a monkey!

heinz 57 He's all mutt.

I meant a different kind of "in ya'"

I would have it no other way, as long as you are cool being seen with a monkey!

Is she allowed to spank her monkey in public?

I meant a different kind of "in ya'"

:giggle: I know what you meant.

DO you at least hook them up w/ kids meal every now and then?

but do they each get free fries to go with their crowns?

I'm not trying to get fired :mad:

I think I know where the one is in St. Marys... Its a Roses.... saw a line there last night. :yikes: We all know its not to get in to see the dancers

:lmao:

I would have it no other way, as long as you are cool being seen with a monkey!

She's used to being seen with a monkey

I think I know where the one is in St. Marys... Its a Roses.... saw a line there last night. :yikes: We all know its not to get in to see the dancers

:smack: That's because they have Senior Citizen discounts on thursdays. OHHHHHH, you meant the OTHER Roses.

Is she allowed to spank her monkey in public?

:yikes: :killingme only u

Is she allowed to spank her monkey in public?

I have a monkey on my back.

I'm not trying to get fired
If I come by at lunch, will you give me some more of that special asian sauce for my salad? I don't know what the special ingrediants are, but I haven't been able to get the taste of my mouth since Wednesday. :drool:

If I come by at lunch, will you give me some more of that special asian sauce for my salad? I don't know what the special ingrediants are, but I haven't been able to get the taste of my mouth since Wednesday. :drool:

:lol: I'm in SW DC, what time should I be expecting you. Just look for the building with all Storks flying around over the top of it :lmao:

If I come by at lunch, will you give me some more of that special asian sauce for my salad? I don't know what the special ingrediants are, but I haven't been able to get the taste of my mouth since Wednesday. :drool:

:killingme:killingme I that why he threw your soda at me. So you couldn't rinse his sauce out of your mouth!!

If I come by at lunch, will you give me some more of that special asian sauce for my salad? I don't know what the special ingrediants are, but I haven't been able to get the taste of my mouth since Wednesday. :drool:

same here!!! :drool:

:lol: I'm in SW DC, what time should I be expecting you. Just look for the building with all Storks flying around over the top of it :lmao:

:killingme:killingme:killingme

:killingme:killingme I that why he threw your soda at me. So you couldn't rinse his sauce out of your mouth!!

OMG :killingme
MOJO made us "snowball" the Asian Sauce
..... and then he threw her soda on you

If I come by at lunch, will you give me some more of that special asian sauce for my salad? I don't know what the special ingrediants are, but I haven't been able to get the taste of my mouth since Wednesday. :drool:

Interesting post. :twitch:

OMG :killingme
MOJO made us "snowball" the Asian Sauce
..... and then he threw her soda on you

Urban Dictionary: snowball (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowball)
:barf:

Urban Dictionary: snowball (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowball)
:barf:

Tell me about it. The worse part was when ICiT choked me shoving her tongue down my throat. :whistle:

Tell me about it. The worse part was when ICiT choked me shoving her tongue down my throat. :whistle:
I dont know what to say!

I dont know what to say!

that's a first, but sawry would be nice.

I dont know what to say!

How about "sorry"? :lmao:

How about "sorry"? :lmao:

but thats the way she likes it.... and I was just giving it to her the way I got it!!!! :jet:

but thats the way she likes it.... and I was just giving it to her the way I got it!!!! :jet:

:killingmewell in that case.... "mmmmm baybee" would have most likely been more appropriate.

I'm sure I walked right past you guys & Pixie. Was she wearing a white shirt?

If she was it wouldn't have been the shirt that you noticed.

If she was it wouldn't have neent he shirt that you noticed.

say what cracker?

say what cracker?

et tu Polly?

If she was it wouldn't have been the shirt that you noticed.

say what cracker?

:otter: ????? :killingme

and I was just giving it to her the way I got it!!!! :jet:

Bent over grabbin your ankles?

Bent over grabbin your ankles?

only if you :spank: me

only if you :spank: me

I would love to help you with that:whistle:

I would love to help you with that:whistle:


sweet :high5:

I would love to help you with that:whistle:

sweet :high5:

wear your gloves!

So where is happy hour at today?:buddies:

What do you consider 'professional'?:lmao:

What do you consider 'professional'?:lmao:

:lmao:Not anyone around here.

Ok, where is the laid back unprofessional happy hour?

:lmao:Not anyone around here.

Ok, where is the laid back unprofessional happy hour?


Tiki.

:lmao:Not anyone around here.

Ok, where is the laid back unprofessional happy hour?

:lmao:

I think today is dead but maybe we can throw down tomorrow :buddies:

:lmao:

I think today is dead but maybe we can throw down tomorrow :buddies:

Is tomorrow still a Hooters night? Or is it a down south night?

Or is it a down south night?
Virginia Beach. :clap: :yahoo: :getdown:

Virginia Beach. :clap: :yahoo: :getdown:

You didn't come up here to spend Pixie's birthday? :nono: You're not gettin' any (any time soon :killingme)

You didn\'t come up here to spend Pixie\'s birthday? :nono: You\'re not gettin\' any (any time soon :killingme)

The bastard didnt even mow the grass while he was here, now shes out there doing it on her birthday :ohwell:

:nono: You're not gettin' any (any time soon :killingme)
No ####, well, not soon enough.

The bastard didnt even mow the grass while he was here, now shes out there doing it on her birthday :ohwell:

I do the inside chores. I wash dishes and help fold laundry. :huggy:

Is tomorrow still a Hooters night? Or is it a down south night?

Im not sure yet, I gotta figure out whats going on.

The bastard didnt even mow the grass while he was here, now shes out there doing it on her birthday :ohwell:

This one is just to easy to mess with, its not fair.

I do the inside chores. I wash dishes and help fold laundry. :huggy:

So what you're saying is, in your relationship with Pixie, you're the house biatch? :roflmao:

The bastard didnt even mow the grass while he was here, now shes out there doing it on her birthday :ohwell:

and when she's got another man over there mowing her grass (landing strip), he'll regret it.

So what you're saying is, in your relationship with Pixie, you're the house biatch? :roflmao:

:diva:

Step husband gets to do all the real work. He still owes me for changing out the water filter under the house too. :mad:

:diva:

Step husband gets to do all the real work. He still owes me for changing out the water filter under the house too. :mad:

:nono: You officially took that position over. You need to take that water filter back out before she moves too.

:nono: You officially took that position over. You need to take that water filter back out before she moves too.

I beg to differ, myspace cut and paste. :smile:

Andrew, like it or not (and we all know you love it) you are the step-husband.

I beg to differ, myspace cut and paste. :smile:

:lol: I never disagreed with being the step husband. I like being Jabbas club husband better, at least all I have to do is carry her lipstick and phone around :lol:

So where is happy hour at today?:buddies:

Back to the Tides.

We're going to stick with going there. I probably won't post again unless it changes since these updates are getting lost in all the chit chat anyway.

:diva:

Step husband gets to do all the real work. He still owes me for changing out the water filter under the house too. :mad:

Do they have step W.I.F.E.'s too? I need to know where to look for one.

Do they have step W.I.F.E.'s too? I need to know where to look for one.

:roflmao:


You want a cougar or younger ones, or some of both?

Back to the Tides.

We're going to stick with going there. I probably won't post again unless it changes since these updates are getting lost in all the chit chat anyway.

We all went to CIP last Wed and never saw any of the "young ones". Were you all there?

:roflmao:


You want a cougar or younger ones, or some of both?

I prefer cougars, but both sounds good.

Back to the Tides.

We're going to stick with going there. I probably won't post again unless it changes since these updates are getting lost in all the chit chat anyway.


Dang I forgot all about those. It was cool the one time I went, I just travel so much that when I am home I forget. I need a Friday or Sat night one.

When is the one at Hooters? :shrug:

When is the one at Hooters? :shrug:

:yeahthat:

When is the one at Hooters? :shrug:

kelb said it was tonight. But I haven't talked to her in a couple of days.

kelb said it was tonight. But I haven't talked to her in a couple of days.

well find out and get back to us on that! :buddies:

well find out and get back to us on that! :buddies:

I'll do my best!!:buddies:

I'll do my best!!:buddies:

:buddies:

I'll do my best!!:buddies:

:buddies:

:buddies::buddies:

:buddies::buddies:

make sure there are fuzzy navals in those glasses please!!

make sure there are fuzzy navals in those glasses please!!

I have some fuzz in my naval so I'll pick it out and give it to you later.

I have some fuzz in my naval so I'll pick it out and give it to you later.

:lmao:

will probably have the same effect as the liquid version.

I have some fuzz in my naval so I'll pick it out and give it to you later.


:barf: ewwwwwwwww


I am talking about orange juice and peach schnapps.

:lmao:

will probably have the same effect as the liquid version.

:lmao:

My might have a little crunch to it though!

:lmao:

will probably have the same effect as the liquid version.


only if it is yours

:lmao:

My might have a little crunch to it though!

:lmao:

only if it is yours

I dont have any, sucked it all out with the Dustbuster last night :ohwell:

:lmao:



I dont have any, sucked it all out with the Dustbuster last night :ohwell:


my loss dustbusters gain!!:lmao:

Do they have step W.I.F.E.'s too? I need to know where to look for one.

:buttkick:

:buttkick:

Excuse you? Who you think you're kickin'?