Dont worry.. Somd Girl will be gentle.. shes knows its your first time:whistle:

Phuck worrying about her.... he's got to worry bout me I am never gentle :evil:

:buddies:



::

Just please don't throw any drinks at me this time!:buddies:

Phuck worrying about her.... he's got to worry bout me I am never gentle :evil:

Wow, are you going? I finally get to see all the hottness everyone is always talking about.


And I'll take a little roughness from ya!:smack:

Wow, are you going? I finally get to see all the hottness everyone is always talking about.


And I'll take a little roughness from ya!:smack:

Don't fire her up, she will throw the entire table on top of you :lol:

Don't fire her up, she will throw the entire table on top of you :lol:

:yeahthat: But it sure will be fun. :dance:

Wow, are you going? I finally get to see all the hottness everyone is always talking about.


And I'll take a little roughness from ya!:smack:

Damn Skippy I'll be there... :kiss:

Are we going to Rose's afterwards everyone? :dance: The girls there havent seen A.N. in awhile

Damn Skippy I'll be there... :kiss:

Are we going to Rose's afterwards everyone? :dance: The girls there havent seen A.N. in awhile

:boo: That place is the worst... I'll never forgive Mojo for dragging me in there...

:boo: That place is the worst... I'll never forgive Mojo for dragging me in there...

Well I'll drag you in there this time :love:

Infact I will have you hop on my back and we will make our grand entrance w/ you swingign your arm around like a cowboy!!! It will be great :clap:

Well I'll drag you in there this time :love:

Infact I will have you hop on my back and we will make our grand entrance w/ you swingign your arm around like a cowboy!!! It will be great :clap:

That's a NEGATIVE, Ghost Rider... I have to get up at 4am.

Well I'll drag you in there this time :love:

Infact I will have you hop on my back and we will make our grand entrance w/ you swingign your arm around like a cowboy!!! It will be great :clap:

That would be a great picture

What time is said activites going to be?

That's a NEGATIVE, Ghost Rider... I have to get up at 4am.

Fine we will just exit CIP that way :love:

What time is said activites going to be?

Me & Migtig are gonna get there a wee bit early for "quality" time if you know what I mean :really:

Fine we will just exit CIP that way :love:

If that's the case, I want to be on your shoulders...

If that's the case, I want to be on your shoulders...

Deal :yahoo:

I am dead serious too that will be ####in awesome :lmao:

Me & Migtig are gonna get there a wee bit early for "quality" time if you know what I mean :really:

:eyebrow:

Me & Migtig are gonna get there a wee bit early for "quality" time if you know what I mean :really:

:hot:

:eyebrow:
our quality time will be in the girls bathroom @ Rose's :really:
:hot:
:smoochy:

Deal :yahoo:

I am dead serious too that will be ####in awesome :lmao:

I can't remember if the ceiling is high enough... if it can clear 10' we should be fine....

I can't remember if the ceiling is high enough... if it can clear 10' we should be fine....

Is that how much clearance you need to get your melon thru the door :killingme:

Is that how much clearance you need to get your melon thru the door :killingme:

They are both very tall and together....

Is that how much clearance you need to get your melon thru the door :killingme:

:eyebrow:

They are both very tall and together....

I was J/K! we were joking in the other thread about him being cocky.. :whistle:

:eyebrow:

:love:

Is that how much clearance you need to get your melon thru the door :killingme:

Damn! :roflmao:

I was J/K! we were joking in the other thread about him being cocky.. :whistle:

He's not cocky. He's just very pretty, and that tends to make people uncomfortable and/or jealous.

He's my favoritist pretty boy in the whole wide world.

He's not cocky. He's just very pretty, and that tends to make people uncomfortable and/or jealous.

He's my favoritist pretty boy in the whole wide world.

:smooch:

Originally Posted by kris31280
Alright, last edit:
Look for the slanty eyed bastard flinging his asian mayo around all the hot chicks, average chicks, medicore chicks, the token fluffy chick, the chick with gloves on, one guy who's just way too pretty (is War coming), one guy who could either knock you down or be knocked down pretty easily, one hot chick and tattooed dude saying things like "snook'ums" and making kissey faces and then the guy sitting off in a corner fondling himself wishing he had some of that asian mayo..

:yeahthat:

Which one am I? :killingme

Which one am I? :killingme

You are the one petting War like a puppy dog.

This sounds like it's going to be a good turnout, whoever gets there first, grab one of those big outside tables.

You are the one petting War like a puppy dog.

Can I hold your hand while petting him?

This sounds like it's going to be a good turnout, whoever gets there first, grab one of those big outside tables.

I'm going too now!!

Can I hold your hand while petting him?

Absolutely! :dance: Just remember he likes his belly rubbed. :whistle:

This sounds like it's going to be a good turnout, whoever gets there first, grab one of those big outside tables.

Just as long as you sit next to me this time. That way I don't have to reach to far:whistle:

They are both very tall and together....
I am 5'10" w/ out shoes I think he is like 6'2" or so
He's not cocky. He's just very pretty, and that tends to make people uncomfortable and/or jealous.

He's my favoritist pretty boy in the whole wide world.
I already told her that he is probably one of the sweetest forum members I have met...
You are the one petting War like a puppy dog.
What!!!! I wanted to do that :mad:
This sounds like it's going to be a good turnout, whoever gets there first, grab one of those big outside tables.
Miggy what time you wanna get there? I get off wk @ 5 & can get primped & out the door by 6ish

Just as long as you sit next to me this time. That way I don't have to reach to far:whistle:

What time is this starting?

Absolutely! :dance: Just remember he likes his belly rubbed. :whistle:

I think I will be keeping my hands to myself this time. They got me into too much trouble at the last outting. Better yet, maybe I'll stay home and have those few drinks, less danger of getting into more trouble.

Miggy what time you wanna get there? I get off wk @ 5 & can get primped & out the door by 6ish
:lmao: I just sent you a pm asking...

6ish is good. If you're late making pretty I can just make new friends at the bar. :angel:

Are you really gonna venture all the way down there? I thought you never left Chuck County.:razz:

Well, I like to leave 'the hood' every once in awhile :biggrin:

...:yahoo: Oh, :doh: I mean :ohwell: :lol:

:lmao:

He's not cocky. He's just very pretty, and that tends to make people uncomfortable and/or jealous.

He's my favoritist pretty boy in the whole wide world.

:snort:

I think I will be keeping my hands to myself this time. They got me into too much trouble at the last outting. Better yet, maybe I'll stay home and have those few drinks, less danger of getting into more trouble.

OH NO NO NO! You are going.. I get drunk fast and I'm going to need someone to take me home :wink:

I think I will be keeping my hands to myself this time. They got me into too much trouble at the last outting. Better yet, maybe I'll stay home and have those few drinks, less danger of getting into more trouble.

:tantrum: You'd better show, or I'll be blowing up your phone all night with text messages, phone calls, and I'll even be tempted to have Mojo call you and send you some of his "special" pictures.

I'm going too now!!

:confused: Weren't you the one that started this thing :lol:

Just as long as you sit next to me this time. That way I don't have to reach to far:whistle:

:yikes:

I think I will be keeping my hands to myself this time. They got me into too much trouble at the last outting. Better yet, maybe I'll stay home and have those few drinks, less danger of getting into more trouble.

Are you pregnant :jameo:

Are you pregnant :jameo:

:bawl:

I think I will be keeping my hands to myself this time. They got me into too much trouble at the last outting. Better yet, maybe I'll stay home and have those few drinks, less danger of getting into more trouble.
YOU HAVE TO GO!!! BRing ICit too :love:
OH NO NO NO! You are going.. I get drunk fast and I'm going to need someone to take me home :wink:

I can take you home :dance:

YOU HAVE TO GO!!! BRing ICit too :love:


And some gloves.

:confused: Weren't you the one that started this thing :lol:

Thats the same thing I said to her... no worries once I told her that her & I could have a threesome w/ War she was down!!! :yahoo:

So, is everyone meeting at CIP tomorrow night at 6 pm? :shrug:

YOU HAVE TO GO!!! BRing ICit too :love:




Can't. She's working and insists she can't take off. :drama: She already said for now on we have to accomodate her schedule. :killingme

So, is everyone meeting at CIP tomorrow night at 6 pm? :shrug:

No. 7pm.

Thats the same thing I said to her... no worries once I told her that her & I could have a threesome w/ War she was down!!! :yahoo:

HELL YEAH!!!:yahoo:

Thats the same thing I said to her... no worries once I told her that her & I could have a threesome w/ War she was down!!! :yahoo:

I did start it.. but something workish come up :) now I'm free:yahoo:

I did start it.. but something workish come up :) now I'm free:yahoo:

So are you going or not?



And if you do go, are you gonna throw wet stuff at me again:drool:

now I'm free:yahoo:

I knew you were cheap, but now you're giving it away free? :smoochy: :lmao:

So are you going or not?



And if you do go, are you gonna throw wet stuff at me again:drool:

I am going.. but I'm going to let mojo take care of that for me :whistle:

I knew you were cheap, but now you're giving it away free? :smoochy: :lmao:

I'm such a lil slut! :yahoo:

I am going.. but I'm going to let mojo take care of that for me :whistle:What time are you gonna go?

I'm such a lil slut! :yahoo:

inmybestjoeyvoice "How you doin?!?!"

Can't. She's working and insists she can't take off. :drama: She already said for now on we have to accomodate her schedule. :killingme
:drama: tell her to make sure her ass is there and that is that... tell her I said so :evil:

HELL YEAH!!!:yahoo:
If we give him one beer he will be :otter: and then we can take advantage of him :yahoo:
I'm such a lil slut! :yahoo:

:thewave:

Thats the same thing I said to her... no worries once I told her that her & I could have a threesome w/ War she was down!!! :yahoo:

:faint:

Make sure I know what's going on...

I was at a Blue Crabs game, I had Mojo on the phone and still couldn't find SoMD Chick/Girl/Woman in the stands... I require attention...

Thats the same thing I said to her... no worries once I told her that her & I could have a threesome w/ War she was down!!! :yahoo:

:mad:

I am going.. but I'm going to let mojo take care of that for me :whistle:

It's on now!

:faint:

Make sure I know what's going on...

I was at a Blue Crabs game, I had Mojo on the phone and still couldn't find SoMD Chick/Girl/Woman in the stands... I require attention...

:lmao: Retarded bastard

:lmao: Retarded bastard

Nah, he's special :nerd:

Nah, he's special :nerd:

:smack:

:smack:

:kiss:

I'm such a lil slut! :yahoo:

wow, I was almost interested in you :lmao:

:faint:

Make sure I know what's going on...

I was at a Blue Crabs game, I had Mojo on the phone and still couldn't find SoMD Chick/Girl/Woman in the stands... I require attention...

Dude, you were blind. I even had others around me waving at you :lmao: I did get some nice shots of your backside though :whistle:

wow, I was almost interested in you :lmao:

back off queer bait, she's mine :smack:

back off queer bait, she's mine :smack:

And you're mine:smack:

back off queer bait, she's mine :smack:

:boxing: no really :) have at it :killingme

:faint:

Make sure I know what's going on...

I was at a Blue Crabs game, I had Mojo on the phone and still couldn't find SoMD Chick/Girl/Woman in the stands... I require attention...
Oh no it is gonna be more fun when we just straight pounce on your ass!!! Kelb is into kinkyness too so this should be real :hot:
:mad:

You can be involved in round 2 baby :smoochy:
back off queer bait, she's mine :smack:
Did you get in contact w/ ICit yet :tap: Or do I need to call you know who :whistle:

:boxing: no really :) have at it :killingme

they did tell you that the professionals happy hour is for swingers only, didn't they? :whistle:

Sometimes we forget to throw in that little detail. We share, and share alike at these functions.

You can be involved in round 2 baby :smoochy:


Did you get in contact w/ ICit yet :tap: Or do I need to call you know who :whistle:

Sloppy Seconds :mad:

ICIT is giving me some BS excuse about working

Oh no it is gonna be more fun when we just straight pounce on your ass!!! Kelb is into kinkyness too so this should be real :hot:

You can be involved in round 2 baby :smoochy:

Did you get in contact w/ ICit yet :tap: Or do I need to call you know who :whistle:

No need to call you know who, just call her! You know who will give you the number, or I'll PM it to you.

Mojo, you can text her

Mig, Lugnut, Pixie, Toppick, Kelb (and anyone else who has her number) call ICiT and demand she take off work tonight

they did tell you that the professionals happy hour is for swingers only, didn't they? :whistle:

Sometimes we forget to throw in that little detail. We share, and share alike at these functions.

Had a huge reply, decided to delete. :lmao: these threads can be murder. :killingme

they did tell you that the professionals happy hour is for swingers only, didn't they? :whistle:

Sometimes we forget to throw in that little detail. We share, and share alike at these functions.

:faint:

:faint:

Make sure I know what's going on...

I was at a Blue Crabs game, I had Mojo on the phone and still couldn't find SoMD Chick/Girl/Woman in the stands... I require attention...
Are you still going to be there at 9:30?

Sloppy Seconds :mad:

Sloppy shiat we will clean up for you :smoochy:
No need to call you know who, just call her! You know who will give you the number, or I'll PM it to you.

Mojo, you can text her

Mig, Lugnut, Pixie, Toppick, Kelb (and anyone else who has her number) call ICiT and demand she take off work tonight
Pm please
Are you still going to be there at 9:30?

He'll be there and walkin bo-legged after me & kelb get done w/ him :hot: Why you wanna piece :really:

No need to call you know who, just call her! You know who will give you the number, or I'll PM it to you.

Mojo, you can text her

Mig, Lugnut, Pixie, Toppick, Kelb (and anyone else who has her number) call ICiT and demand she take off work tonight

Tomorrow Night - TOMORROW.

No need to call you know who, just call her! You know who will give you the number, or I'll PM it to you.

Mojo, you can text her

Mig, Lugnut, Pixie, Toppick, Kelb (and anyone else who has her number) call ICiT and demand she take off work tonight

I just text her!! :yahoo:

:faint: Lawdy, I just read the last 10 posts... you people are CrAzY!


(I'll bring da olive oil - extra virgin - gotta keep it healthy!)

:faint: Lawdy, I just read the last 10 posts... you people are CrAzY!


(I'll bring da olive oil - extra virgin - gotta keep it healthy!)

Are you going tomorrow night?

:faint: Lawdy, I just read the last 10 posts... you people are CrAzY!


(I'll bring da olive oil - extra virgin - gotta keep it healthy!)
:hot:
Are you going tomorrow night?

PAY ATTENTION!!!! Yes he is going :lol:

:hot:


PAY ATTENTION!!!! Yes he is going :lol:

I'll be there...just look for the dumb b!tch.

:hot:


PAY ATTENTION!!!! Yes he is going :lol:

He better go! We have all these 3sum plans to carry out!

He'll be there and walkin bo-legged after me & kelb get done w/ him :hot: Why you wanna piece :really:

:lmao: No... I just actually want to meet this infamous War who's not really cocky but who is actually a nice guy despite sometimes outward forum appearances... he would be one of the few in the "gang" I've not met.

Tomorrow Night - TOMORROW.

:doh: That's what I meant. I had a moment, again.

:doh: That's what I meant. I had a moment, again.

aww ICIT does not seem happy at all

aww ICIT does not seem happy at all

Really? She was laughing her ass off a few minutes ago. Something about War playing with mojos nipples :whistle:

Mojo, you can text her

Mig, Lugnut, Pixie, Toppick, Kelb (and anyone else who has her number) call ICiT and demand she take off work tonight

Tonight? :confused: I thought it was either tomorrow or Saturday!

:pete: I'll play it safe and tell her all three nights. :yay:

:lol:

Tonight? :confused: I thought it was either tomorrow or Saturday!

:pete: I'll play it safe and tell her all three nights. :yay:

:lol:

Friday is CIP Saturday is Memories :lol:

Tonight? :confused: I thought it was either tomorrow or Saturday!

:pete: I'll play it safe and tell her all three nights. :yay:

:lol:

:lmao: asshat. I made a mistake, again. Mig was kind enough to correct it. TOMORROW, TOMORROW, I love you, TOMORROW, you're only a day away......

:lmao: asshat. I made a mistake, again. Mig was kind enough to correct it. TOMORROW, TOMORROW, I love you, TOMORROW, you're only a day away......

:yay: Not going to make it out tomorrow. But I'll hit ya'll up Saturday!!

what should I wear? I'm thinking a tarp. I'm 5 nothing 300 plus. now for a green or blue tarp?

Sidenote... has anyone tried those masks that make you feel like Leatherface or Hannibal Lector wearing a human skin mask?

:yay: Not going to make it out tomorrow. But I'll hit ya'll up Saturday!!

:tantrum: What do you mean you're not going tomorrow? I can't make it Saturday. I'll have luggy withdrawl.

what should I wear? I'm thinking a tarp. I'm 5 nothing 300 plus. now for a green or blue tarp?

I'll be wearing the blue moo moo, you'd better go with the green tarp so we don't clash.

what should I wear? I'm thinking a tarp. I'm 5 nothing 300 plus. now for a green or blue tarp?

Stop being a smart arse and wear jeans and a t-shirt like everyone else and act like a normal person.

Or if you must be all :diva: wear the skankiest slut ho outfit you own to show your sexy self off. I'm sure d4 would hit it.

Sidenote... has anyone tried those masks that make you feel like Leatherface or Hannibal Lector wearing a human skin mask?

NICE segue!! :roflmao:




:tantrum: What do you mean you're not going tomorrow? I can't make it Saturday. I'll have luggy withdrawl.

Was a strategic decision. Saturday just works better! I'll save a hug for ya next time I see you though. :biggrin:

I'll be wearing the blue moo moo, you'd better go with the green tarp so we don't clash.

well I'll just have the million babies surrounding me

:tantrum: What do you mean you're not going tomorrow? I can't make it Saturday. I'll have luggy withdrawl.
No, that's okay. It means more mini-cheeseburgers for the rest of us. :yahoo:

aww ICIT does not seem happy at all

Especially since I blamed you for making it tomorrow night and not tonight :lmao:

Really? She was laughing her ass off a few minutes ago. Something about War playing with mojos nipples :whistle:

:lol: I think she was jealous. I'll have to send her a nice picture of us fondling each other.

NICE segue!! :roflmao:



:lmao:

Edited because the visual disgusted me! :lmao:

NICE segue!! :roflmao:

I get some real zingers when I'm not feelin' up to par. Tuesday I went to tell the receptionist I had a fog in my head, and it came out as "I have a frog in my head."

Stop being a smart arse and wear jeans and a t-shirt like everyone else and act like a normal person.

Or if you must be all :diva: wear the skankiest slut ho outfit you own to show your sexy self off. I'm sure d4 would hit it.

??? cant be talking about me ???

:confused: You going to a bukaki, before happy hour??

OOOMMMGGGG :faint: :barf:

Hey guys, Shelby is home! I felt sorry for that little dog.:yahoo:

??? cant be talking about me ???

She's hotter than you. :bubble: And since Uncle's gonna be a pansy and not show...:shrug:

OOOMMMGGGG :faint: :barf:

Damn, you were too fast for me! :lol:

Stop being a smart arse and wear jeans and a t-shirt like everyone else and act like a normal person.

Or if you must be all :diva: wear the skankiest slut ho outfit you own to show your sexy self off. I'm sure d4 would hit it.

a t-shirt? I would never wear a t-shirt out unless it wasn't all baggy and nasty. I don't need to show myself off

a t-shirt? I would never wear a t-shirt out unless it wasn't all baggy and nasty. I don't need to show myself off

Well I wasn't referring to a baggy nasty tee, but that's what I'll be wearing now. I think the giant's will come down past my knees. Thanks for the suggestion.

Well I wasn't referring to a baggy nasty tee, but that's what I'll be wearing now. I think the giant's will come down past my knees. Thanks for the suggestion.

who's the giant?

Well I wasn't referring to a baggy nasty tee, but that's what I'll be wearing now. I think the giant's will come down past my knees. Thanks for the suggestion.

Can you wear the same outfit that you wore to Pixies birthday, thanks :huggy:

Can you wear the same outfit that you wore to Pixies birthday, thanks :huggy:

The costume? :confused: You just want to steal my hat and give it to Miss Kitty. :mad:

who's the giant?

I have a giant. Doesn't everybody? :confused:

I have a giant. Doesn't everybody? :confused:

well I guess so.

The costume? :confused: You just want to steal my hat and give it to Miss Kitty. :mad:

You were wearing a costume in Jake and Als :confused:

Especially since I blamed you for making it tomorrow night and not tonight :lmao:



thanks alot! :smack:

You were wearing a costume in Jake and Als :confused:

:stupid: I was thinking Halloween in April.

Ummm, I feel silly walking around in leather chaps and high-heeled boots at CiP.

:stupid: I was thinking Halloween in April.

Ummm, I feel silly walking around in leather chaps and high-heeled boots at CiP.

wear your baggy t-shirt.

wear your baggy t-shirt.

I don't own any baggy ts. I have to borrow one discreetly from the giant. Black or white? Black probably won't show the stains of the food as I drop it on myself...

I don't own any baggy ts. I have to borrow one discreetly from the giant. Black or white? Black probably won't show the stains of the food as I drop it on myself...

i'll be wearing a diaper:drool:

Mojo, Do you want to come over early and help me pick out a pretty shirt for MK?:killingme

what should I wear? I'm thinking a tarp. I'm 5 nothing 300 plus. now for a green or blue tarp?
I am wearign purple so green would go good for you :love:
The costume? :confused: You just want to steal my hat and give it to Miss Kitty. :mad:

No miggy you were wearing the chaps and your tits were all popping out I was like :drool: trying not to stare but they were just out there it was wicked :hot:

I am wearign purple so green would go good for you :love:


No miggy you were wearing the chaps and your tits were all popping out I was like :drool: trying not to stare but they were just out there it was wicked :hot:

no, I am wearing my party diaper.

Mojo, Do you want to come over early and help me pick out a pretty shirt for MK?:killingme

He has a nice black dc shirt he hasnt worn yet :eyebrow:

i'll be wearing a diaper:drool:

Whatever turns you on, but really, I would have saved my sexual picadillos for a private forum if I was you. :ohwell: Not everybody is into that kind of thing you know.

no, I am wearing my party diaper.

Are you really coming!!! I wanna meet you!!! I'll put you on my shoulders like War :love:

He has a nice black dc shirt he hasnt worn yet :eyebrow:

I'm gonna wear the Venice Beach shirt I received a few months ago! :yay:

Are you really coming!!! I wanna meet you!!! I'll put you on my shoulders like War :love:

yup! look for the sexiest son of a b!tch in pampers!

Are you really coming!!! I wanna meet you!!! I'll put you on my shoulders like War :love:

At the same time?

yup! look for the sexiest son of a b!tch in pampers!

???

???

I'm bedazzling one as I type.

I am wearign purple so green would go good for you :love:


No miggy you were wearing the chaps and your tits were all popping out I was like :drool: trying not to stare but they were just out there it was wicked :hot:

:lmao: Do you want me to wear the same shirt? :really: You can give me kisses? :blushing:

He has a nice black dc shirt he hasnt worn yet :eyebrow:

No, no. A couple months ago Mojo's wife was having one of those Creative Memories parties or something and Mojo was on lockdown. MK dressed up in one of my shirts and we went over to console him.

I'm bedazzling one as I type.

A few peeps offered to do that with a pair of my CUSTOM POSING TRUNKS...

Of course, they thought it would be funny to put the bedazzled things on the inside too - painful of course... very painful.

I'm bedazzling one as I type.

:killingme:lmao: omg

I think a few of us are going early.. how many should we get the table for?

I think a few of us are going early.. how many should we get the table for?

How early is early?

At the same time?
We can try... she is a skinny lil thing :yay:
:lmao: Do you want me to wear the same shirt? :really: You can give me kisses? :blushing:

Are you gonna put out this time? I had to practically rape you for a kiss last time :mad:

I think a few of us are going early.. how many should we get the table for?

i count as 3 people...so +3 here!

No, no. A couple months ago Mojo's wife was having one of those Creative Memories parties or something and Mojo was on lockdown. MK dressed up in one of my shirts and we went over to console him.

Oh I gotcha... you two are the such good friends :love:

How early is early?

6/630 wanna come with us?

No miggy you were wearing the chaps and your tits were all popping out I was like :drool: trying not to stare but they were just out there it was wicked :hot:

That's the one :clap: I remember leaning over to her at some point during the night to tell her to cover up because I had been drinking to much and I couldn't stop myself from staring :lol:

Mojo, Do you want to come over early and help me pick out a pretty shirt for MK?:killingme

he's gotta wear it :roflmao:

I'm gonna wear the Venice Beach shirt I received a few months ago! :yay:

:high5:

No, no. A couple months ago Mojo's wife was having one of those Creative Memories parties or something and Mojo was on lockdown. MK dressed up in one of my shirts and we went over to console him.

:lmao:

I am eating off the little whales menu too!

6/630 wanna come with us?

How come everybody is cutting into my alone time with Lovin? :mad:

Official List :lmao:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo

Who else is going?

Are you gonna put out this time? I had to practically rape you for a kiss last time :mad:
I thouhgt that was me trying to rape you. :blushing:

Official List :lmao:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig

Who else is going?

:huggy: thank you

Official List :lmao:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig

Who else is going?

I made a list. :yahoo:

he's gotta wear it :roflmao:






I think he needs something a little saucier this time! :lmao:

6/630 wanna come with us?

Maybe... I need to get in some Xbox 360 time... :nerd:

How come everybody is cutting into my alone time with Lovin? :mad:

hahaWe just want to watch!

Maybe... I need to get in some Xbox 360 time... :nerd:

:killingme: :dork: :lmao: You can play with that later.. come play with us instead!

I made a list. :yahoo:

Are you not on the GHEY list?

:killingme: :dork: :lmao: You can play with that later.. come play with us instead!

You keep hitting on my man and you and I are going to have to rumble tomorrow :mad:

Official List :lmao:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo

Who else is going?
Boy, I'm gonna ##### slap you, kick you in the nuts, and then ##### slap you again.

How many damn times do I have to say "I'll be there around 9 - 9:30" before it sinks in to that cabbage patch head of yours?!?!?!

:killingme: :dork: :lmao: You can play with that later.. come play with us instead!

I could come from the gym but last time I did that Mojo made fun of my H.U.G.E. t-shirt... jerk-face.

How come everybody is cutting into my alone time with Lovin? :mad:
Yeah :mad:
Official List :lmao:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo

Who else is going?
Why am I # 3 :cussing:
I thouhgt that was me trying to rape you. :blushing:

uh uh it was the other way around :whistle:

I could come from the gym but last time I did that Mojo made fun of my H.U.G.E. t-shirt... jerk-face.

well I'll be in a bedazzled diaper. I dare any of you to make fun of me!

You keep hitting on my man and you and I are going to have to rumble tomorrow :mad:

Looking forward to it:yahoo:

Yeah :mad:

Why am I # 3 :cussing:

:smack: I only made it to #5, stop whining.

Official List :lmao:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo

Who else is going?

You forgot me. :whistle:

:killingme: :dork: :lmao: You can play with that later.. come play with us instead!

We are gonna have some fun tomorrow night w/ him arent we :dance:

Boy, I'm gonna ##### slap you, kick you in the nuts, and then ##### slap you again.

How many damn times do I have to say "I'll be there around 9 - 9:30" before it sinks in to that cabbage patch head of yours?!?!?!

:buttkick: By the time you get there, we will be gone :lol:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo
12. Fluffy
13. Its Bob
14. BadGirl

You keep hitting on my man and you and I are going to have to rumble tomorrow :mad:

Hehe, she's really wantin' a piece of that huh? Well, at least she's willing to share with her girl :lol:

Yeah :mad:

Why am I # 3 :cussing:


uh uh it was the other way around :whistle:

3 - 3some. :shrug:

:buttkick: By the time you get there, we will be gone :lol:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo
12. Fluffy
13. Its Bob
14. BadGirl
:eyebrow: 7 pm is when it all starts to go down, no? On a Friday night? You'll be lucky to be served and well liquored by 9 pm...

Unless you're saying you don't want me there... :whistle:

Hehe, she's really wantin' a piece of that huh? Well, at least she's willing to share with her girl :lol:

can I bring Andy?:drool:

Yeah :mad:

Why am I # 3 :cussing:


uh uh it was the other way around :whistle:

How did I get #2?

But I don't mind being behind kelb:drool:

can I bring Andy?:drool:

I don't see why not :shrug:

How did I get #2?

But I don't mind being behind kelb:drool:

Thats right baby.. you belong right behind me!

:eyebrow: 7 pm is when it all starts to go down, no? On a Friday night? You'll be lucky to be served and well liquored by 9 pm...

Unless you're saying you don't want me there... :whistle:

We always want you there :huggy:

can I bring Andy?:drool:

yeah, I need to hear someone whine so I can slam their melon on the bar...

yeah, I need to hear someone whine so I can slam their melon on the bar...

Andy would mop the floor with you

Andy would mop the floor with you

:popcorn:

We always want you there :huggy:
:lmao: If I highlight after the :huggy: does it say for entertainment purposes :roflmao:

I'll be there... with a newly updated MP3 player (more Cure for the ladies) and the lean mean green machine :yay:

3 - 3some. :shrug:
You is so smart :huggy:
:eyebrow: 7 pm is when it all starts to go down, no? On a Friday night? You'll be lucky to be served and well liquored by 9 pm...

Unless you're saying you don't want me there... :whistle:
:smack: stop w/ that sillyness of course we want you there :huggy:
Andy would mop the floor with you

:roflmao:

Andy would mop the floor with you

You're right... I better hit the gym...

it may not matter, he probably has the Vulcan Death Pinch down to a science after watching all the Star Trek re-runs inbetween his Nascar clips...

I just tried to do call ahead seating or reservations for 16 and they said NO lol... but they did suggest that 6-7 was their busy time (duh) and someone should come in just a few minutes early to get the seats.. UGH.. maybe a manager would have been better

You're right... I better hit the gym...

it may not matter, he probably has the Vulcan Death Pinch down to a science after watching all the Star Trek re-runs inbetween his Nascar clips...

:lmao:

No need for that, he will just hit you with the Jedi mind trick and make you think that he is your childhood hero, PeeWee Herman

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to tea huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the fire
And sleep for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream

I just tried to do call ahead seating or reservations for 16 and they said NO lol... but they did suggest that 6-7 was their busy time (duh) and someone should come in just a few minutes early to get the seats.. UGH.. maybe a manager would have been better

Just tell them I said to set it up... they'll take care of it...

:roflmao:

:buddies:Mojo & Nacho:buddies:

I just tried to do call ahead seating or reservations for 16 and they said NO lol... but they did suggest that 6-7 was their busy time (duh) and someone should come in just a few minutes early to get the seats.. UGH.. maybe a manager would have been better

You have never been out with a Tard before have you? :ohwell: Don't worry, restaurants love to sit us quickly, before we scare all the other patrons away and before they lose our money. We be good.

Just tell them I said to set it up... they'll take care of it...

:roflmao:

:buddies:Mojo & Nacho:buddies:

Give her an autographed picture to give to the manager :buddies:

Just tell them I said to set it up... they'll take care of it...

:roflmao:

:buddies:Mojo & Nacho:buddies:

That's true we do have the secret weapon War. They fall all over themselves to make him happy. :roflmao:

quietly he laughs and shaking his head
creeps closer now
closer to the foot of the bed
and softer than shadow and quicker than flies
his arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
"be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
don't struggle like that or i will only love you more
for it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
the spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"

Thats right baby.. you belong right behind me!

Damn girl, you are so :hot: and you make me :drool:!!!

Give her an autographed picture to give to the manager :buddies:

We can put the trophy up in the restaurant for the night :lmao:

Of course, when they look at me now they'll say "No way do you compete in bodybuilding"

:ohwell:

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to tea huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the fire
And sleep for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream
Hand in hand is the only way to land always the right way round!!!
You have never been out with a Tard before have you? :ohwell: Don't worry, restaurants love to sit us quickly, before we scare all the other patrons away and before they lose our money. We be good.

:lmao:

We can put the trophy up in the restaurant for the night :lmao:

Of course, when they look at me now they'll say "No way do you compete in bodybuilding"

:ohwell:

Riiiiiiight :rolleyes:

Riiiiiiight :rolleyes:

He looks like Andy, only he's cut :lol:

He looks like Andy, only he's cut :lol:

Uh-oh, I don't think War's gonna like that very much...

(though you're not the first to say that :lol:)

Uh-oh, I don't think War's gonna like that very much...

(though you're not the first to say that :lol:)

:roflmao:

Uh-oh, I don't think War's gonna like that very much...

(though you're not the first to say that :lol:)

so we are def. going to see you tomorrow?

We can put the trophy up in the restaurant for the night :lmao:


:ohwell:

I would laugh my ass off if you rolled into CIP with that thing :lol:. We can put a cape on you and I'll push you in your chariot (a shopping cart).

so we are def. going to see you tomorrow?

She has to come or this will be strike 3 :lol:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo
12. Fluffy
13. Its Bob
14. BadGirl
15. Strawberry aka "The neighborhood Ho"

She has to come or this will be strike 3 :lol:

How many strikes did I do?

so we are def. going to see you tomorrow?

Definitely. I get off at 4 in Clinton, have to drive home to get ready in Waldorf then I'm headed to CIP. I guess I'll get there around 8 or so. I guess I'll walk in and say, "I'm here for the Tard party. Where are the Tards sitting" :lmao:

She has to come or this will be strike 3 :lol:

:neener:

How many strikes did I do?

You struck Lug out on the first time :lmao:

Definitely. I get off at 4 in Clinton, have to drive home to get ready in Waldorf then I'm headed to CIP. I guess I'll get there around 8 or so. I guess I'll walk in and say, "I'm here for the Tard party. Where are the Tards sitting" :lmao:

Sweet, we will all be good and fired up by then, you will be walking into a war zone.

She has to come or this will be strike 3 :lol:

Oh that reminds me to send a text to nacho and let her know where War will be...

Definitely. I get off at 4 in Clinton, have to drive home to get ready in Waldorf then I'm headed to CIP. I guess I'll get there around 8 or so. I guess I'll walk in and say, "I'm here for the Tard party. Where are the Tards sitting" :lmao:

I'll be there so just look for me honey:smoochy:

Definitely. I get off at 4 in Clinton, have to drive home to get ready in Waldorf then I'm headed to CIP. I guess I'll get there around 8 or so. I guess I'll walk in and say, "I'm here for the Tard party. Where are the Tards sitting" :lmao:

I'm not sure I'm a tard :angel:

1. Anna Nicole
2. Rich 70
3. Kelb
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo
12. Fluffy
13. Its Bob
14. BadGirl
15. Strawberry aka "The neighborhood Ho"

:fixed: :drama:

Oh that reminds me to send a text to nacho and let her know where War will be...

She has to go to a game tomorrow :mad:

:fixed: :drama:

Now I'm between rich and mojo :tantrum:

:fixed: :drama:

Rick likes to be behind Kelb :mad:

Now I'm between rich and mojo :tantrum:

:lol: I see lots of kids in your future

Now I'm between rich and mojo :tantrum:

Rick likes to be behind Kelb :mad:

Both of you zip it!!!

Rick likes to be behind Kelb :mad:

Who is Rick? And I don't mind being behind lovin either. Sorry kelb, but we know you would like to be in a mojo/rich sammich!

I'm not sure I'm a tard :angel:

Um, yes you are a tard:neener:

Who is Rick? And I don't mind being behind lovin either. Sorry kelb, but we know you would like to be in a mojo/rich sammich!

It is gonna be a 5some rich, me, kelb, war & mojo :yahoo:

It is gonna be a 5some rich, me, kelb, war & mojo :yahoo:

:faint:

Um, yes you are a tard:neener:

:yeahthat:

I'll be there so just look for me honey:smoochy:

Super :yay:

I'm outtie.. see you tomorrow:howdy:

It is gonna be a 5some rich, me, kelb, war & mojo :yahoo:

I just received a text pic last night showing three gay men having 3 some sex. :dead: :barf:

It is gonna be a 5some rich, me, kelb, war & mojo :yahoo:

are you really 29?

I just received a text pic last night showing three gay men having 3 some sex. :dead: :barf:

I like gay porn. How come Mojo didn't send it to me?!

are you really 29?

Actually, she's barely legal but don't tell anybody.

Actually, she's barely legal but don't tell anybody.

no way, she said she had kids

are you really 29?
yup why?
Actually, she's barely legal but don't tell anybody.:roflmao:

no way, she said she had kids

You've never heard of teenage pregnancy?

You've never heard of teenage pregnancy?

no.

no.

Should we spill the beans and tell everyone you're really my MPD?

Should we spill the beans and tell everyone you're really my MPD?

go for it champ.

:buttkick: By the time you get there, we will be gone :lol:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo
12. Fluffy
13. Its Bob
14. BadGirl
15. Strawberry
16. Toppick

:fixed: Mojo, you're slacking

go for it champ.

Nah, I'll keep it a secret for a while longer.

yup why?
:roflmao:

Well weren't you banned in Utah? Hmmm? Sanctioned in Conneticut? And didn't the Bible Belt through the book at you?

I call that barely legal. :shrug:

:fixed: Mojo, you're slacking

What did you fix :confused:

:fixed: Mojo, you're slacking
The funniest part of that list... my name isn't on there, but my token is :yahoo:

I like gay porn. How come Mojo didn't send it to me?!

PM your cell phone and I will forward it to you. No, it wasn't from Mojo.

PM your cell phone and I will forward it to you. No, it wasn't from Mojo.
I want it and you have my number

Should we spill the beans and tell everyone you're really my MPD?

Nah, I'll keep it a secret for a while longer.Please dont confuse me :lol: is that your mpd or not :lmao:

Well weren't you banned in Utah? Hmmm? Sanctioned in Conneticut? And didn't the Bible Belt through the book at you?

I call that barely legal. :shrug:

I wasnt aware you knew about those incidents :blushing:

I want it and you have my number

Sent!

Warning: It's GROSS!!!!!

What did you fix :confused:

:killingme I actually started that over an hour ago and never finished. The screen popped up and I hit the submit reply button. Mojo had already started to fix it. Another moment :doh:

:killingme I actually started that over an hour ago and never finished. The screen popped up and I hit the submit reply button. Mojo had already started to fix it. Another moment :doh:

:poorbaby:

Damn ICit gave me a guilt trip... if I call out I am ####ing over the animals... she made me feel like shiat :frown:

:buttkick: By the time you get there, we will be gone :lol:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo
12. Fluffy
13. Its Bob
14. BadGirl

:whistle:

:poorbaby:

Damn ICit gave me a guilt trip... if I call out I am ####ing over the animals... she made me feel like shiat :frown:

Tell her to have a BBQ. Then the animals won't feel bad.

:whistle:

Don't go there. That's the old list. I tried to add you, but I had another moment and messed it up, again. I'm going to dye my hair, too many moments today. :whistle:

:poorbaby:

Damn ICit gave me a guilt trip... if I call out I am ####ing over the animals... she made me feel like shiat :frown:

That's cuz I'm making her feel guilty for NOT going. She said if we can find her a sugar daddy to pay the mortgage, she'll quit and attend the tard function. :whistle:

Don't go there. That's the old list. I tried to add you, but I had another moment and messed it up, again. I'm going to dye my hair, too many moments today. :whistle:

:love:..thank you, save some of that dye for me..:lol:

That's cuz I'm making her feel guilty for NOT going. She said if we can find her a sugar daddy to pay the mortgage, she'll quit and attend the tard function. :whistle:

What about Toppick :jet:

That's cuz I'm making her feel guilty for NOT going. She said if we can find her a sugar daddy to pay the mortgage, she'll quit and attend the tard function. :whistle:

I'll take one too please

:love:..thank you, save some of that dye for me..:lol:

You do me, I'll do you



















hair that is :lmao:

1. Kelb
2. Rich 70
3. Anna Nicole
4. Mojo
5. Warnutz
6. Pixie
7. MissKitty
8. Somdlady
9. Whome
10. Mig
11. Jameo
12. Fluffy
13. Its Bob
14. BadGirl
15. Strawberry aka "The neighborhood Ho"


WTF is Fluffy? And do they have fleas? I don't wanna be by no flea infested wanna be tard :eyebrow:

What about Toppick :jet:
:faint:
I better just keep it at puppy sitting for the time being.

:lmao:

Oh hell, count me in.

Oh hell, count me in.

:getdown:


Just do me a favor and don't tell your angry annoying friend, ok? :lmao:

Oh hell, count me in.

brokeback moutain?

















I mean, we broke that mountain of a man and talked him into coming out wif us?

:getdown:


Just do me a favor and don't tell your angry annoying friend, ok? :lmao:

Who is the angry annoying friend? :popcorn: