.....at the gym today. I couldn't hear it but I smelled it, it was so nasty. I wasn't even done with my machine but I had to wipe down that thing and get outta Dodge!

So what? The gym is the land of sweat and exertion and a whole bunch of people who need a shower. There's gonna be fartin' going on.

YouTube - Farting In The Gym (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMb3sqfQqco)



:lmao:

So what? The gym is the land of sweat and exertion and a whole bunch of people who need a shower. There's gonna be fartin' going on.

YouTube - Farting In The Gym (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMb3sqfQqco)



:lmao:

Farts are funny except this one hit me like a wall o' stank.

I need to bring my son's fart machine to the gym one day :lmao:

.....at the gym today. I couldn't hear it but I smelled it, it was so nasty. I wasn't even done with my machine but I had to wipe down that thing and get outta Dodge!

:killingme You know the saying, "the first one who smelled it, dealt it..."

:killingme You know the saying, "the first one who smelled it, dealt it..."

UGH! :coffee:

I didn't let one slip!

:killingme

So what? The gym is the land of sweat and exertion and a whole bunch of people who need a shower. There's gonna be fartin' going on.

YouTube - Farting In The Gym (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMb3sqfQqco)



:lmao:

:lmao:

So what? The gym is the land of sweat and exertion and a whole bunch of people who need a shower. There's gonna be fartin' going on.

YouTube - Farting In The Gym (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMb3sqfQqco)



:lmao:

Thanks Larry! This video gave me a much needed laugh!

.....at the gym today. I couldn't hear it but I smelled it, it was so nasty. I wasn't even done with my machine but I had to wipe down that thing and get outta Dodge!

That was Warnkutz's chicken liver and Asparagus breakfast shake you smelled.

Please excuse him. He's getting ready for another comp.

That was Warnkutz's chicken liver and Asparagus breakfast shake you smelled.

Please excuse him. He's getting ready for another comp.

Good Luck Warnktz :barf:

That was Warnkutz's chicken liver and Asparagus breakfast shake you smelled.

Please excuse him. He's getting ready for another comp.

:roflmao:

We keep emergency personel on standby outside the gym these days...


The last time an event occured, 13 people fell to the ground gagging...

I had to pick up all the weights, like it was my fault. :ohwell:

:roflmao:


Morninbell's butt has a seal so tight she'll blow a gasket if she pushes more than 40 pounds.
:lmao:

Oops!!



:blushing:

Female sergeant who was having difficulty getting her required minimum number of sit-ups (crunches) had a bunch of us standing around her...encouraging.

Well, she crunched, flinched, and gave everything she had to get two more when it happened...loud and clear.

The circle of support instantly grew more distant, you just had to see it! :lmao:

edit: forgot to mention...that circle of support grew EXCEPT for the other sergeant who had to hold down her feet. She got a direct shot, you should have seen her face! :killingme

I have no sense of smell so I'm always worried if I fart at work. I never know if I've emitted a funk and people who come into my office hit a wall of it. I should just bring some air freshener just in case.

I have no sense of smell so I'm always worried if I fart at work. I never know if I've emitted a funk and people who come into my office hit a wall of it. I should just bring some air freshener just in case.

I can peel paint...





... in the next building over...


Boiled chicken does that... :whistle:

I can peel paint...





... in the next building over...


Boiled chicken does that... :whistle:

WHA? :faint:

Sounds like you need some probiotics for your colon to make it happy :lol:

BF hoovers down food so that an hour later he is blasting me out of the room, his stuff is rotten. However my farts don't smell bad :whistle:

WHA? :faint:

Sounds like you need some probiotics for your colon to make it happy :lol:

BF hoovers down food so that an hour later he is blasting me out of the room, his stuff is rotten. However my farts don't smell bad :whistle:

Everybody's shiat stinks......:lmao:

:huggy:

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Everybody's shiat stinks......:lmao:

:huggy:

My shiat stinks yes, my farts just don't smell :moon: Unless I'm sick or I eat falafel :yum:

Protein farts are the best. :howdy:

Protein farts are the best. :howdy:

That one you did this AM wasn't a protein fart that thing sound like someone ripping a long sheet of that brown paper they put down to eat steamed crabs. Long and sharp.

That one you did this AM wasn't a protein fart that thing sound like someone ripping a long sheet of that brown paper they put down to eat steamed crabs. Long and sharp.

It got everyone's attention :yahoo: and it hurt rather badly.

It got everyone's attention :yahoo: and it hurt rather badly.


Like I said you are going to need a gynocologist to come in to sew you back up. Nasty Effer.

It got everyone's attention :yahoo: and it hurt rather badly.

Are farts supposed to have lumps?

Are farts supposed to have lumps?

:yikes:

I like farting in the stair well at work, usually someone else gets the blame.

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Hell yes, I can. :lmao:

There is nothing so gross as knowing that someones intestinal molicules has entered your respiratory system....ewwwww!:barf:

There is nothing so gross as knowing that someones intestinal molicules has entered your respiratory system....ewwwww!:barf:

Whats worse in the gym is people may be also breathing through their mouth so their intestinal molecules have entered their mouth too!

Whats worse in the gym is people may be also breathing through their mouth so their intestinal molecules have entered their mouth too!

:barf: "FARTICLES" :lmao:

It's always nice to share what you ate with others. :howdy:

For any of you ladies (or men) out there that take yoga or pilates, you KNOW that not a week goes by that someone has't "released negative energy" into the room! :lol:

When I release a "Ninja Fart" or SBD, I tend to walk away from the area and get a drink of water utilizing the fan effect. :whistle:

When I release a "Ninja Fart" or SBD, I tend to walk away from the area and get a drink of water utilizing the fan effect. :whistle:

fart tornado :jameo:

Another thing I like to do at work is fart in the computer chairs, and when somebody else sits down it gives them a wonderful experience.

:barf: "FARTICLES" :lmao:

:lmao:

When I release a "Ninja Fart" or SBD, I tend to walk away from the area and get a drink of water utilizing the fan effect. :whistle:
where Im from, we call that Fart and Flee process,,, "Crop dusting"

where Im from, we call that Fart and Flee process,,, "Crop dusting"

WB.

When my uncle Bill would go to the bar with my Dad, he'd let one go at one end of the bar and "walk it down" and take his seat...then watch the others play the blame game with each other. :lol:

I would rather smell a fart than some of the funk:barf: coming off some people
at the gym. There was one guy who would get on the elliptical and I was on the treadmill behind him. Talk about disgusting. I don't think he ever heard of deodorant or a shower. :barf:

I would rather smell a fart than some of the funk:barf: coming off some people
at the gym. There was one guy who would get on the elliptical and I was on the treadmill behind him. Talk about disgusting. I don't think he ever heard of deodorant or a shower. :barf:

friggin hippies :peace:

Good stuff...

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